abelizegirl 0 #1 April 1, 2006 Every once in a while someone will say something to me that is just an every day thing, and the evil 'lil imp in my mind will turn it into something that should be the same, but has a totally different meaning. Example: Desk clerk: Can I help you? Evil Imp hears: Can you be helped? Example: Pool boy: Glad to be of service. Evil Imp translation: Happy to service you. Example: I am very open minded. Evil imp understands: The voice in the back of your head is saying...."man, you can see for miles in here". Am I warped, or does anyone else have these momentary lapses of reason? It's all Jimmy Buffet's fault. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #2 April 2, 2006 I hear that same voice... the difference is.. sometimes I have this uncontrollable urge to just blurt out what the little voice said... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #3 April 2, 2006 I hear it also and sometimes even let it be known. I love the look on there faces when you turn it around in there face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 292 #4 April 2, 2006 Meant to say: Honey, please pass the sugar. Said: You bitch, you've ruined my life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
