lisamariewillbe 1 #1 April 1, 2006 actually, nope, it's that this computer is posesed by wingnut. muwahahaha......... i've kidnapped lisamarie and am taking her to the dz... she will be foreced to jump from a plane and drink beer.. it will be utter torture!!!!!... me on the other hand i will not be subject to the torture and will drink water and read a book......... now all i need is an indate reserve and i'm all set.... lol... i've always wanted to jump a student 190 again... it will be so fun....... maybe i just see beer in my future......Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #2 April 1, 2006 Quote i've kidnapped lisamarie and am taking her to the dz... she will be foreced to jump from a plane and drink beer.. it will be utter torture!!!!! I'm sure she will be kicking and screaming as you drag her there. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 April 2, 2006 well technicually I drove (this is LM) but I was kidnapped ... San Marcos is great... wonderful vibe ...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #4 April 2, 2006 So you kidnapped yourself? You have just confessed online to having committed a federal offense (kidnapping) against yourself . I advise you to turn yourself over to the FBI immediately. A conviction will be guaranteed because you will be a witness against yourself. Nah....Just shittin ya. Hope you have a fantastic time in San Marcos. Hey I am on a hiatus from jumping, so as a charitable gesture could you do a jump for me? Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 April 2, 2006 Im not jumping either, Im calling mine a sabbitical... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #6 April 2, 2006 san marcos is pretty cool, ran into brains and fireflytx and even someone originally from ohio... pretty good time.... and..... lisa marie's driving SCARES me!!!!! oh my god.... and my seat belt was broken.... i almosyt died.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 April 2, 2006 He didnt almost die.... I swear, youd think I was going 90 while tailgating Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 April 2, 2006 Note to self;Don't get in automobile if"Lisamarie" is driving."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 April 2, 2006 sniffle.... jeesh he was alive enough to post wasnt he?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #10 April 2, 2006 Compare driving records. You'll probably come out ahead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 April 2, 2006 ummmmm I dont wanna.... uhhhh just cause I uhhhhhh hmmmm..... I have never gotten into an accident where anyone needed to be transported...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #12 April 2, 2006 QuoteI swear, youd think I was going 90 while tailgating try 95!!!! and my driving record is bettter, since 99, no tickets no accidents (other than when some lady totaled my car while i was in a store shopping and she ran into it, in the parking lot).. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #13 April 3, 2006 After a more thorough examination,this is the conclusion I've come up with.You admitted to kidnapping her and forcing her to drive to a DZ.She was probably driving erraticly because of the immense fear she was in.In other words, you got what you deserved."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #14 April 3, 2006 awwww man come on you ran into Josheezammit too! Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 April 3, 2006 Yes it was nice meeting you... Dude you are tall ... not often I look "up" to skydivers However Stitch is right... I was in fear and thats why I may have been driving that waySudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 April 3, 2006 Have you ever considered a career with NASCAR? They tail-gate at about 180-mph! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #17 April 3, 2006 QuoteThey tail-gate at about 180-mph! My car wont go 180 Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 April 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteThey tail-gate at about 180-mph! My car wont go 180 _________________________________ Maybe not... NASCAR will have one for you that will! Right now, there's no women drivers, that I know of in the Busch series or Nextel series. There's one woman driver in the truck series! Just a thought. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #19 April 3, 2006 Does NASCAR mind if you hit curbs on a regular basis?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 April 3, 2006 QuoteDoes NASCAR mind if you hit curbs on a regular basis? ____________________________________ They teach you how to avoid them. Doing about 180-mph. and hitting a curb is rought on tires and front-ends. At least you didn't say sidewalks!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 April 3, 2006 QuoteNote to self;Don't get in automobile if"Lisamarie" is driving. Good move, Stitch. I'm very surprised Walt hasn't piped in here..I believe he can attest to LM's driving habits...something about a trip to Sebastian....but everyone survived the trip, which is good. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #22 April 3, 2006 I think Walt has blocked that memory out.... I remember him asking a few times "please dont kill me" as well as Wingnut ... Im just thinking its a fluke that they both feel this way... Ive not hit a sidewalk in many months and never have I hit a person... I dont drive bad I just drive fast. But its only fast because everyone else is flippen slow. Its only tail gating because everyone else is slow, and its only illigal if I get caught... and its only skydivers who think its to fast because they are used to falling at 120 mph but it feeling slow... in a car there is nearby objects to feel and sense speed.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #23 April 3, 2006 For some reason - I got drunk Dialed this weekend . . . But then I called back and . . . nothing.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #24 April 3, 2006 *cough* 4 beers MAYBE 6 and I passed out ... Im a lightweight... esp since I dont really drink...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #25 April 3, 2006 I have driven with LM...yes is was scary, though I have to admit, I am not sure what was scarier...her driving or the inside of her car. If her driving doesn't kill ya the mold spurs might! She might go up on a curb and head for a building but if your lucky a Mickey D's Big Mac "box" may help cushion the blow!. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
