Buried 0 #1 April 27, 2006 A coworker of mine has her last day tomorrow and we love to pester eachother day after day so, yes some things will be missed. I want to come up with some ideas of evil joke ,etc to do to her later today or tomorrow. Any ideas? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #2 April 27, 2006 So I get my last paycheck in the mail after leaving my old job. And I was docked one day off the pay period. Knowing that I'm not going to do a thing about it and ... AARRGGGGHHH!!!! Now that was My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #3 April 27, 2006 Plan a going away party for the day after she leaves. Don't invite her."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #4 April 27, 2006 QuotePlan a going away party for the day after she leaves. Don't invite her. well 1) that would be saturday 2) even if i did invite them, they are moving that night so it wouldn't be an issue of her showing up Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #5 April 27, 2006 Shrink wrap her car. When all the teary goodbyes are said, add something like, "Oh, we'll be seeing each other soon", because you will. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #6 April 27, 2006 no car Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EMSchick98 0 #7 April 27, 2006 Take everything she is going to pack up from the office and wrap it in aluminum foil!!! (Don't let your IT dept find you doing this... apparently there is something about aluminum next to electronics ) "me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #8 April 27, 2006 Oh great. Thanks a crapload bro. I'm leaving tomorrow too and now my coworkers are going to have ideas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #9 April 27, 2006 When my gf left her old job 2 years ago. They took her to lunch etc.. etc.. but they filled her purse (handbag) full of confetti. I mean every crack, pocket was full of confetti. To this day she'll open her wallet (2 or 3 purses later) and still confetti will turn up. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #10 April 27, 2006 inthe military we tape them to a chair and hose them down with water.. some times we pour sour milk and such over thier heads.. al dpends on how much or how little we like them.. they get alot if we really hate/like them.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #11 April 27, 2006 send them this thread! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #12 April 27, 2006 Quotethey get alot if we really hate/like them.... this never happened to you did it? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmytacism 0 #13 April 27, 2006 Here's a prank that's tried and true, if your co-worker has a computer. Take a screen capture of her desktop, then set it as wallpaper and hide the real desktop icons in another folder. When your co-worker tries to click on a shortcut item (or alias, on a Mac), nothing will happen because all the icons are just part of the image. (: Of course, don't blame me if she retaliates with a Gila monster on your chair or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #14 April 27, 2006 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6675536650481334407&pl=true End of story._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #15 April 27, 2006 hmm it could work... if she doesn't lock her computer Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #16 April 27, 2006 well so far i just stole her mouse ball. short lived, but funny Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmytacism 0 #17 April 27, 2006 Your mice (mouses?) still have balls? I thought everyone used castrated mice nowadays. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #18 April 27, 2006 mine is castrated and her's isnt. apparently you still have to pay 5-10$extra for an optical Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #19 April 27, 2006 yes it did zack, not sure which one it was though....... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 April 27, 2006 Hooters and tell them it's her bdayDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites