Performing Oral Sex on Yourself

[simplyputsi 0]

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So what? If we put out a large glob of ill-tasting jizzum, I'd expect y'all to spit, too.

You should try going down on a girl who's on the rag and swallow that shit. Maybe she can pass a nice clot for you.

damn you for this

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[Buried 0]

not at all the same.

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[Zipp0 1]

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So what? If we put out a large glob of ill-tasting jizzum, I'd expect y'all to spit, too.

Ill tasting? I have been told my discharge tastes like the nectar of the gods! And, of course, I believe it.

Zipp0

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

[airtwardo 6]

You should try going down on a girl who's on the rag and swallow that shit. Maybe she can pass a nice clot for you.



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You big TEASE!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[skydemon2 0]

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So what? If we put out a large glob of ill-tasting jizzum, I'd expect y'all to spit, too.

You should try going down on a girl who's on the rag and swallow that shit. Maybe she can pass a nice clot for you.

Better be careful Im sure there are a few here that will take you up on the offer!!!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[kelel01 1]

That was not an offer.

[Zipp0 1]

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That was not an offer.

Awwwww... Can I at least make some tea with the tampon?

Zipp0

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

[airtwardo 6]

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That was not an offer.

Awwwww... Can I at least make some tea with the tampon?

Zipp0

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Perhaps...but still wouldn't be an 'offer'...

You know...No Strings Attached!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Casie 0]

wow- i miss some good threads don't i.

i must say - the older you get the wiser you get. if you luv your baby - you will swallow and it will taste good

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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if you luv your baby - you will swallow and it will taste good

that's what i keep on telling them!

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[livendive 8]

You don't have a "facial" option.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[RoysPlayThing 0]

I like this thread.... It is strange, precise and to the point.

P.S. Swallow

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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

[NWFlyer 2]

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I like this thread.... It is strange, precise and to the point.

P.S. Swallow

The posts you choose to de-lurk on ...

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[mnealtx 0]

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I like this thread.... It is strange, precise and to the point.

P.S. Swallow

'Oley chit....look who popped back in... hiya PlayThing!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[mnealtx 0]

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I like this thread.... It is strange, precise and to the point.

P.S. Swallow

The posts you choose to de-lurk on ...

Bets on her next post being in the "backdoor" thread?

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[Douva 0]

This poll isn't funny. That's how my cousin Walter died.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[RoysPlayThing 0]

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I like this thread.... It is strange, precise and to the point.

P.S. Swallow

The posts you choose to de-lurk on ...

Bets on her next post being in the "backdoor" thread?

Who? Me??

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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Hey where you been???


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[Chizazz 0]

Awwwww... Can I at least make some tea with the tampon?

Zipp0

[jasonRose 0]

Holy shit Batman you are alive.. Stop jerking off in your truck it will fuck up your resale value. Plus Todak will be more than willing to stand in as a recptacle, he will even allow you to give him a facial..

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[mnealtx 0]

...too fuckin funny!!! (see attachment)

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[FlyingJarhead 0]

OK WHOS GONNA BE THE FIRST PERSON TO GIVE A BLOW JOB IN THE AIR?

the rules are the first person to bust a money shot on the opposing person wins and free jump!

[SBS 0]

What about the option, "Would do it, but wouldn't cum in my own mouth..."???

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...