waltappel 1 #1 May 17, 2006 I guess you could call them restaurants. Anyway, years ago a friend was working at one when a really drunk guy came through the drive through. "Where's Jack?", the drunk guy asked. The guys working there had heard this at least five zillion times, so they gave the standard response. "Jack's not here". The drunk guy came back with, "Oh, Jack off today?". Ok, it seemed funnier at the time, but it's still kinda funny. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleredfrog 0 #2 May 17, 2006 Well I found it amusingMB# 4012 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #3 May 17, 2006 I had a friend named Jack. And, Jack worked at Papa John's when I worked at PJ. One day, Jack wasn't there, and I said, "So, who let Jack off?" Yeah, yeah... Still funny to me... I didn't realize what I said until after everyone started laughing. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #4 May 17, 2006 I don't get it. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 May 17, 2006 Quote Well I found it amusing Great minds think alike! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 May 17, 2006 QuoteI had a friend named Jack. And, Jack worked at Papa John's when I worked at PJ. One day, Jack wasn't there, and I said, "So, who let Jack off?" Yeah, yeah... Still funny to me... I didn't realize what I said until after everyone started laughing. I was at Spaceland one time when Super Dave was talking about the nasty taste he had in his mouth from somehow getting some mosquito repellent in there. "Damn, I got Off in my mouth!!!!" Yeah, all us dirty minded pervs thought the same thing! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 May 17, 2006 ....Jack off today?" *** Anybody else kinda seeing a 'theme' to Walt's topics here the last couple days?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 May 17, 2006 The biggest memory I have of Jack in the Box is the kid that died from catching Ecoli at one in Seattle I think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 May 17, 2006 Quote....Jack off today?" *** Anybody else kinda seeing a 'theme' to Walt's topics here the last couple days?? What, you preferred the turd theme? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #10 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuote....Jack off today?" *** Anybody else kinda seeing a 'theme' to Walt's topics here the last couple days?? What, you preferred the turd theme? Walt *** I'm not complaining mind you...just an observation! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 May 17, 2006 QuoteWhat, you preferred the turd theme? GFD took that over for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 May 17, 2006 QuoteI don't get it. Need pics? Wait a minute--don't answer that! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #13 May 17, 2006 You know, it really is weird... Just in another thread you were stating you weren't trying to be dirty minded, then you come up with a "Jack's off" thread AFTER you tell ME I was make you hard... Hmmm... Walt... Do I need to come to Houston and spank you? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #14 May 17, 2006 Did jack get Off in his mouth?? is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 May 17, 2006 QuoteYou know, it really is weird... Just in another thread you were stating you weren't trying to be dirty minded, then you come up with a "Jack's off" thread AFTER you tell ME I was make you hard... Hmmm... Walt... Do I need to come to Houston and spank you? Shit, I'll come up there and you can spank me like the filthy little worm that I am!!! Woohoo!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #16 May 17, 2006 Quote Shit, I'll come up there and you can spank me like the filthy little worm that I am!!! Woohoo!!!! Walt Good... I'll need someone to drive my Civic home after I buy my little Del Sol. All it took was a threat to spank you for you to come see me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 May 17, 2006 Quote....Jack off today?" *** Anybody else kinda seeing a 'theme' to Walt's topics here the last couple days?? _________________________________ I'm thinkin', there might be some weird fetish thing here. Then, he wants to be spanked? There's definately something strange here! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #18 May 17, 2006 Quote I'm thinkin', there might be some weird fetish thing here. Then, he wants to be spanked? There's definately something strange here! And this is news to you? I mean, we have the glory hole story, then the turd! What next?!?! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuote I'm thinkin', there might be some weird fetish thing here. Then, he wants to be spanked? There's definately something strange here! And this is news to you? I mean, we have the glory hole story, then the turd! What next?!?! ____________________________________ I'm gettin' concerned for him! I just know, beneath that perverted exterior beats the heart of a really good guy! Aw, who am I kiddin'? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #20 May 17, 2006 ...beats the heart ... *** Ahh...that's NOT a heart beat you hear, it's a TIME BOMB ticking! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 May 17, 2006 Quote...beats the heart ... *** Ahh...that's NOT a heart beat you hear, it's a TIME BOMB ticking! _________________________________________ Holy crap! EVERYBODY... hit the dirt... he's gonna blow! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #22 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuote...beats the heart ... *** Ahh...that's NOT a heart beat you hear, it's a TIME BOMB ticking! _________________________________________ Holy crap! EVERYBODY... hit the dirt... he's gonna blow!Who's he gonna blow??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote...beats the heart ... *** Ahh...that's NOT a heart beat you hear, it's a TIME BOMB ticking! _________________________________________ Holy crap! EVERYBODY... hit the dirt... he's gonna blow!Who's he gonna blow?? Nah, I ain't gonna blow, I'm gonna jerk off! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #24 May 17, 2006 It reminds me of the announcers on the World Poker Tour. I get a kick out of listening to them sometimes and sometimes i like to just listen to the show while i'm on the computor and not watching. You hear them say things like, "Well, Annie Duke has a Ace Jack Off suit" and the other guy says, "but what she don't know, but we do because we have the WPT cam is that Phil has the Nuts" Then the other guy says, "well, she'll know in a minute if he goes All-In" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #25 May 17, 2006 My name is Jack Schitt. You probably don't know me. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
