guppie01 0 #1 May 18, 2006 Someone, anyone.... PLEASE come kidnap me from my office!!!! I believe my computer thinks that it is part of the BORG and it is attempting to assimilate..... HELP!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 May 18, 2006 QuoteSomeone, anyone.... PLEASE come kidnap me from my office!!!! I believe my computer thinks that it is part of the BORG and it is attempting to assimilate..... HELP!!!! g Uh, time for a vacation? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #3 May 18, 2006 Resistance is futile... you will be assimilated...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #4 May 18, 2006 Borg? Sounds Sweedish.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #5 May 18, 2006 I can help tomorrow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #6 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteSomeone, anyone.... PLEASE come kidnap me from my office!!!! I believe my computer thinks that it is part of the BORG and it is attempting to assimilate..... HELP!!!! g Uh, time for a vacation? Walt The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #7 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSomeone, anyone.... PLEASE come kidnap me from my office!!!! I believe my computer thinks that it is part of the BORG and it is attempting to assimilate..... HELP!!!! g Uh, time for a vacation? Walt The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! gCome with me to NYC for July 4th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #8 May 18, 2006 What you need is a 3.5 inch floppy drive and some strike anywhere matches. remove the metal part of the floppy that spins and then pack in the match heads of the strike anywhere matches. Insert the floppy, and watch the carnage. Disclaimer: This post was made for purely educational reasions. I cannot be held liable for the actions of any bored skydiver.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #9 May 18, 2006 QuoteCome with me to NYC for July 4th Tempting, but I'm thinking about heading to Utah to visit my mommy~ I caught shit last weekend from my mom "you can afford to go play with your friends, but never come visit your dear `ol Mother!" aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh Where is that calgone? And why am I not in a tub full of bubbles? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #10 May 18, 2006 Quote The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! g Better get some really good sex soon, then. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #11 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteCome with me to NYC for July 4th Tempting, but I'm thinking about heading to Utah to visit my mommy~ I caught shit last weekend from my mom "you can afford to go play with your friends, but never come visit your dear `ol Mother!" I will be visiting my mommy that weekend too, haven't been home since Christmas... figured it was time for a trip home Edited to add: Damn I've been posting more than you lately Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #12 May 18, 2006 So what are you doing July 2nd?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #13 May 18, 2006 Not sure of any plans yet, what's going on then? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #14 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuote The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! g Better get some really good sex soon, then. Walt hmmmmm peeeeeeniissss g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #15 May 18, 2006 My Canopy is coming after you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #16 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! g Better get some really good sex soon, then. Walt hmmmmm peeeeeeniissss g Sex is my answer to all problems today. Damn, I'm horny!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #17 May 18, 2006 QuoteMy Canopy is coming after you will it rescue me????? Oh please say yes, please please please say yes???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #18 May 18, 2006 Go make a jump with an intentional water landing into a very cold body of water that should helpDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #19 May 18, 2006 QuoteDamn, I'm horny!!!!! Me too..... I was craving cock ALL night long..... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #20 May 18, 2006 Would you two PM each other or somethingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #21 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteDamn, I'm horny!!!!! Me too..... I was craving cock ALL night long..... g That's not exactly helping me get my mind off sex!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #22 May 18, 2006 But why???? Are we frustrating widdle `ol Brookie woookie pookie bear???? Are you in need of sex too??? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #23 May 18, 2006 So walt just how horrid are those donkey showsDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #24 May 18, 2006 I can neither confirm nor deny that accusation it is a matter of national security.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #25 May 18, 2006 QuoteI can neither confirm nor deny that accusation it is a matter of national security. Your penis belongs to the government~!? DAMN sucks to be you!!!! DOH! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" 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guppie01 0 #6 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteSomeone, anyone.... PLEASE come kidnap me from my office!!!! I believe my computer thinks that it is part of the BORG and it is attempting to assimilate..... HELP!!!! g Uh, time for a vacation? Walt The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #7 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSomeone, anyone.... PLEASE come kidnap me from my office!!!! I believe my computer thinks that it is part of the BORG and it is attempting to assimilate..... HELP!!!! g Uh, time for a vacation? Walt The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! gCome with me to NYC for July 4th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #8 May 18, 2006 What you need is a 3.5 inch floppy drive and some strike anywhere matches. remove the metal part of the floppy that spins and then pack in the match heads of the strike anywhere matches. Insert the floppy, and watch the carnage. Disclaimer: This post was made for purely educational reasions. I cannot be held liable for the actions of any bored skydiver.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #9 May 18, 2006 QuoteCome with me to NYC for July 4th Tempting, but I'm thinking about heading to Utah to visit my mommy~ I caught shit last weekend from my mom "you can afford to go play with your friends, but never come visit your dear `ol Mother!" aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh Where is that calgone? And why am I not in a tub full of bubbles? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #10 May 18, 2006 Quote The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! g Better get some really good sex soon, then. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #11 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteCome with me to NYC for July 4th Tempting, but I'm thinking about heading to Utah to visit my mommy~ I caught shit last weekend from my mom "you can afford to go play with your friends, but never come visit your dear `ol Mother!" I will be visiting my mommy that weekend too, haven't been home since Christmas... figured it was time for a trip home Edited to add: Damn I've been posting more than you lately Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #12 May 18, 2006 So what are you doing July 2nd?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #13 May 18, 2006 Not sure of any plans yet, what's going on then? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #14 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuote The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! g Better get some really good sex soon, then. Walt hmmmmm peeeeeeniissss g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #15 May 18, 2006 My Canopy is coming after you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #16 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! g Better get some really good sex soon, then. Walt hmmmmm peeeeeeniissss g Sex is my answer to all problems today. Damn, I'm horny!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #17 May 18, 2006 QuoteMy Canopy is coming after you will it rescue me????? Oh please say yes, please please please say yes???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #18 May 18, 2006 Go make a jump with an intentional water landing into a very cold body of water that should helpDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #19 May 18, 2006 QuoteDamn, I'm horny!!!!! Me too..... I was craving cock ALL night long..... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #20 May 18, 2006 Would you two PM each other or somethingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #21 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteDamn, I'm horny!!!!! Me too..... I was craving cock ALL night long..... g That's not exactly helping me get my mind off sex!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #22 May 18, 2006 But why???? Are we frustrating widdle `ol Brookie woookie pookie bear???? Are you in need of sex too??? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #23 May 18, 2006 So walt just how horrid are those donkey showsDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #24 May 18, 2006 I can neither confirm nor deny that accusation it is a matter of national security.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #25 May 18, 2006 QuoteI can neither confirm nor deny that accusation it is a matter of national security. Your penis belongs to the government~!? DAMN sucks to be you!!!! DOH! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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Broke 0 #8 May 18, 2006 What you need is a 3.5 inch floppy drive and some strike anywhere matches. remove the metal part of the floppy that spins and then pack in the match heads of the strike anywhere matches. Insert the floppy, and watch the carnage. Disclaimer: This post was made for purely educational reasions. I cannot be held liable for the actions of any bored skydiver.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #9 May 18, 2006 QuoteCome with me to NYC for July 4th Tempting, but I'm thinking about heading to Utah to visit my mommy~ I caught shit last weekend from my mom "you can afford to go play with your friends, but never come visit your dear `ol Mother!" aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh Where is that calgone? And why am I not in a tub full of bubbles? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 May 18, 2006 Quote The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! g Better get some really good sex soon, then. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #11 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteCome with me to NYC for July 4th Tempting, but I'm thinking about heading to Utah to visit my mommy~ I caught shit last weekend from my mom "you can afford to go play with your friends, but never come visit your dear `ol Mother!" I will be visiting my mommy that weekend too, haven't been home since Christmas... figured it was time for a trip home Edited to add: Damn I've been posting more than you lately Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #12 May 18, 2006 So what are you doing July 2nd?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #13 May 18, 2006 Not sure of any plans yet, what's going on then? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #14 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuote The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! g Better get some really good sex soon, then. Walt hmmmmm peeeeeeniissss g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #15 May 18, 2006 My Canopy is coming after you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote The light is very dim, no vacation until LP! g Better get some really good sex soon, then. Walt hmmmmm peeeeeeniissss g Sex is my answer to all problems today. Damn, I'm horny!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 May 18, 2006 QuoteMy Canopy is coming after you will it rescue me????? Oh please say yes, please please please say yes???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #18 May 18, 2006 Go make a jump with an intentional water landing into a very cold body of water that should helpDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 May 18, 2006 QuoteDamn, I'm horny!!!!! Me too..... I was craving cock ALL night long..... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 May 18, 2006 Would you two PM each other or somethingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteDamn, I'm horny!!!!! Me too..... I was craving cock ALL night long..... g That's not exactly helping me get my mind off sex!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #22 May 18, 2006 But why???? Are we frustrating widdle `ol Brookie woookie pookie bear???? Are you in need of sex too??? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 May 18, 2006 So walt just how horrid are those donkey showsDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #24 May 18, 2006 I can neither confirm nor deny that accusation it is a matter of national security.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #25 May 18, 2006 QuoteI can neither confirm nor deny that accusation it is a matter of national security. Your penis belongs to the government~!? DAMN sucks to be you!!!! DOH! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
