Favorite Sayings

[caspar 0]

im sweating like a paedophile in a playground.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

[warpedskydiver 0]

what is it?....it's for sale!

[NlghtJumper 0]

Said to me by my FJC instructor just before my first jump:

"Well, thats why you signed the waiver..."

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[warpedskydiver 0]

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Said to me by my FJC instructor just before my first jump:

"Well, thats why you signed the waiver..."

"What do you want to do, live forever?"

Said by one of my best friends who has since passed on.

Damn he was a hell of a Soldier, he had enough medals on him to be gaudy.

[warpedskydiver 0]

"I hum it 'cause I can" Henry 3:16

[JENNR8R 0]

"What do you want to do, live forever?"

Said by one of my best friends who has since passed on. Damn he was a hell of a Soldier, he had enough medals on him to be gaudy.

[StreetScooby 5]

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"I hum it 'cause I can" Henry 3:16

I hum it because I forget the words

We are all engines of karma

[specialguest 0]

My grandmother (who passed away in March, 3 weeks before her 91st birthday) had several wonderful sayings. Very much rated G, so many of you might not appreciate them, but she was great.

"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."

She would also tell us when we got out of the car, "Slam it" then whisper "Dammit"

and when answering some questions, "L no! What? I only said a letter."

Finally, if you didn't want to get in trouble, when staying over at her house and asked in the morning, "How did you sleep last night?" You better answer, "I didn't wake up to find out!"

[Royd 0]

That's about as useless as screendoors on a submarine.

What a waste of human skin.

[airtwardo 6]

Fucked up as a Football Bat

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[warpedskydiver 0]

"Soup Sandwich"

"Great Hogans Goat where did you get that?"

" I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"