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More unpleasant experience in a restroom

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So, I was sitting around today when suddenly the following mystery hit me...

What's the more unpleasant experience in a restroom?

1) Splashback (when the awesome power of your contribution to the toilet's watery depths comes back at you, getting your juicy bits wetter than a University of Florida sorority girl on Bourbon Street...during Mardi Gras)

2) Second-hand splash (when two men stand side by side at urinals, and suddenly one is drenched by the ricocheting spray from his neighbor's fire hose)

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2) Second-hand splash (when two men stand side by side at urinals, and suddenly one is drenched by the ricocheting spray from his neighbor's fire hose)



Mine was actually worse, since there was no ricochet involved. The guy was very drunk, and simply missed the urinal and got me. Very disgusting.
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In the case of splashback, at least it's your own pee. :|
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In the case of splashback, at least it's your own pee. :|



My own pee isn't an issue. I think he was referring the other substance that explodes from the other end. ;)

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