inzite 0 #1 June 9, 2006 So, I was sitting around today when suddenly the following mystery hit me... What's the more unpleasant experience in a restroom? 1) Splashback (when the awesome power of your contribution to the toilet's watery depths comes back at you, getting your juicy bits wetter than a University of Florida sorority girl on Bourbon Street...during Mardi Gras) 2) Second-hand splash (when two men stand side by side at urinals, and suddenly one is drenched by the ricocheting spray from his neighbor's fire hose) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #2 June 9, 2006 Quote 2) Second-hand splash (when two men stand side by side at urinals, and suddenly one is drenched by the ricocheting spray from his neighbor's fire hose) Mine was actually worse, since there was no ricochet involved. The guy was very drunk, and simply missed the urinal and got me. Very disgusting.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #3 June 9, 2006 OMG!!! WHERE DO YOU GUYS GET THIS STUFF?!?! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #4 June 9, 2006 Living up to your last name?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
inzite 0 #5 June 9, 2006 Hey, I was asking a very serious question!!! Personally, I vote for option two being more disgusting. At least behind door number one you get a little free bidet action!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 June 9, 2006 In the case of splashback, at least it's your own pee. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #7 June 9, 2006 QuoteIn the case of splashback, at least it's your own pee. My own pee isn't an issue. I think he was referring the other substance that explodes from the other end. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 June 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteIn the case of splashback, at least it's your own pee. My own pee isn't an issue. I think he was referring the other substance that explodes from the other end. Ohhhh... Nevermind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites