weegegirl 2 #1 June 15, 2006 ... if i jammed a pen in my eye? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #3 June 15, 2006 Only if you don't like pain or blindness in one eye. Otherwise, it's a great plan! edit. What he said. Are you OK? Never occurred to me to be serious... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 June 15, 2006 No, it would not...now if you jammed it up your ass...that is something entirely different.. With the eye...when you feel resistance..stop and pull it out...please! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #5 June 15, 2006 How else are you going to get the key out?Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 June 15, 2006 a wrighting pen? a safety pin? (open or closed) a straight pen? ooooh, now a holding pen, THAT would hurt. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 June 15, 2006 what's-a-matter baby? can't get NPR at work this morning? here's what will make it all better... keep the pen clenched in your hand, go to the cube next to you and jab it in the eye of your most annoying co-worker! take it out, then jab it in the OTHER eye! there... don'tcha feel better now? told ya! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #8 June 15, 2006 Better yet, jam it in a co-worker's eye. If you can't find one around your office, come over to mine, we have plenty idiots around here that are BEGGING for it. Thank God it's a 3 day weekend here and i only have another 30 minutes of being stuck here... Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 June 15, 2006 Yes it would, jam it in someone elses eye... grrrr at pj for replying at the same time and stealing my ideaSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #10 June 15, 2006 QuoteAre you ok? Just fine thanks, if you don't count suffering from extreme boredom, serious lack of sleep, over caffeination, and hunger, with a side of horrifyingly annoying coworkers. But yes. Just fine thanks. Sticking a pen in my eye just sounds like it would have great entertainment value right now. Plus, I was listening to NPR THIS MORNING about how the hospital emergency rooms can't handle the numbers these days. (That was for YOU Micro!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #11 June 15, 2006 QuoteWould it be bad..if i jammed a pen in my eye? Bad? If you were my kid, I'd give you a time out just for suggesting the idea. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #12 June 15, 2006 Sorry LM Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #13 June 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteAre you ok? Just fine thanks, if you don't count suffering from extreme boredom, serious lack of sleep, over caffeination, and hunger, with a side of horrifyingly annoying coworkers. But yes. Just fine thanks. Sticking a pen in my eye just sounds like it would have great entertainment value right now. Plus, I was listening to NPR THIS MORNING about how the hospital emergency rooms can't handle the numbers these days. (That was for YOU Micro!) thanks babe, I heard the same piece, actually. doesn't that just make you feel all bonded to me and stuff? we listened to the SAME radio show at the SAME time! AAWWWW! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #14 June 15, 2006 WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? wait wait wait wait wait..... YOU were listening the NPR???????? Say it ain't so! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 June 15, 2006 QuoteSorry LM Apology accepted.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 June 15, 2006 QuoteWHAT?!?!?!?!?!? wait wait wait wait wait..... YOU were listening the NPR???????? Say it ain't so! Yeah, I TOLD you I DO listen to it on occasion, like when I'm coked out of my mind and haven't slept in three days! lol!! yes, I confess... I do listen... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #17 June 15, 2006 QuoteYeah, I TOLD you I DO listen to it on occasion This would definitely not be the first time I was accused of not listening. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #18 June 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteYeah, I TOLD you I DO listen to it on occasion This would definitely not be the first time I was accused of not listening. what? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #19 June 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteYeah, I TOLD you I DO listen to it on occasion This would definitely not be the first time I was accused of not listening. what? exactly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 June 15, 2006 Suck it up,Cupcake."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #21 June 15, 2006 QuoteSuck it up,Cupcake. Thanks, Stichy. I needed that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #22 June 15, 2006 ***BEEP BEEP!! WARNING WARNING WARNING*** This Thread Has Been Condemned!! Do to an overabundance of FLUFF!! It's gotten to the level you cannot function correctly or breath. Please vacate and such. Thanks, from fluff killers inc. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 June 15, 2006 Is it a Sharpie?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #24 June 15, 2006 FLUFF THIS ..|..!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #25 June 15, 2006 QuoteIs it a Sharpie? I heard it was a fountain pen... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
