matthias 0 #26 July 5, 2006 Sugar in the gas tank, condom over the exhaust pipe. theres a start_________________________________________ trance/house mixes for download: www.djmattm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malkie 0 #27 July 5, 2006 May take some patience but hey, revenge is a dish etc etc. 1. Buy largest jar of Marmite you can find. 2. Wait until its almost all used up and then add a small amount of water. Seal lid tightly and DO NOT OPEN AGAIN. 3. Leave in warm place or direct sunlight (if we get the British sunshine back). For a couple of weeks. 4. Buy a box and some bubblewrap. Package jar and wrap in brown paper for old school parcel effect. 5. Post through Royal Mail and await delivery day. Anyone recieving an unexplaned parcel through the post containing Marmite is going to unscrew that lid and success! It'll stink the house out for weeks and possibly cause them to wretch/puke at smell. Bonus side, they'll never know who sent it and no harm done to the pooch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #28 July 5, 2006 Quoteget a sponge.. soak it in bacon grease, compress it and tie it with a string and allow to dry. When dry.. remove the string and throw it over fence.. Dog will eat spomg which will expand and block him from taking a shit.. in a day or so dog will be gone err.. dead problem solved. What an extremely disturbing and stupid response! First of all the dog should not be held responsible for owners stupidity. Second the people he is describing sound the kind of assholes who would not mind killing an innocent dog, so they might retaliate. Third they could and probably would just get another dog and he would be right back where he started. ,If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #29 July 5, 2006 Andy, I can't believe that you guys didn't call in the police and a lawyer for the attack. A private, one-on-one whoop-ass is in order anyway. Try not to blame their dog, though. He's mean, evidently, but not being controlled properly...that's where the cops and the lawsuit come in.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BannanaGirl 0 #30 July 5, 2006 Get a cat and train it to hide it's shit in their garden so they can smell it but can't find it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
