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I was thinking Ren and Stimpy!!!


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THAT WOULD BE " You stoopid bloated eediot"

(tried to catch the voice with spelling):S
You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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"How sweet it is!"Jackie Gleason
"Goodnight and God bless"Red Skelton
"Goodnight Mrs. Kalabash, wherever you are"Milton Berl?
"Ah one, and ah two, and ah.."Lawrence Welk
"Goodnight John-Boy"The Waltons
"Heeere's Johnny!"Ed McMahon
"And that's the way it was, (insert date)"Walter Cronkite

I must be tired, most of mine are goodnight phrases!![:/]



"...a reely good shew..." Ed sullivan
"A horse is a horse, of course, of course..." Mr. Ed
"Don't DO that Uncle Martin!" My Favorite Martian
"You rang?" Lurch - Adam's Family
"Great Caesar's Ghost!" Robin - Batman
"Danger! Danger!" Robot - Lost in Space
"Yes, kemo sabe" Tonto - Lone Ranger
"Why, I never!" Jack Bennie
"Say good night, Gracie" George Burns - Burns and Allen
"Let's hear it from the Peanut Gallery!" ????


Got more?



Well Andy!! You scored an 86%!!
"Goodnight Mrs. Kalabash, wherever you are" was actually Jimmy Durante'

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How about some characters?
Who played/invented them?

Most from the 50's and 60's:

Clyde Kaddidlehopper
Superman
Lone Ranger
Tonto
Captain Kangaroo
Clarabell the Clown
Frankenstein
Dracula
The Wolf Man
The Invisible Man
Jose Jimenez
Officer Gunther Toody
Officer Francis Muldoon
Officer Leo Schnauser
Grandpa Munster
Pa Cartwright
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Nothing springs to mind right now, but last night it was, "Ruh roh, raggy!" :D:D



Were you and Jason and Carla playing with the Scooby Doo costumes again?:D:S



Nah - It just popped into my head as a funny thing to say upon being surprised by Aunt Flo. I suppose it's not nearly as funny now that I had to explain it, especially since it had no bearing on real events. [:/] It will next time though! :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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How about some characters?
Who played/invented them?

Most from the 50's and 60's:

Clyde Kaddidlehopper
Superman
Lone Ranger
Tonto
Captain Kangaroo
Clarabell the Clown
Frankenstein
Dracula
The Wolf Man
The Invisible Man
Jose Jimenez
Officer Gunther Toody
Officer Francis Muldoon
Officer Leo Schnauser
Grandpa Munster
Pa Cartwright


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Clem Kadiddlehopper...Red Skelton
Superman...George Reeves
Lone Ranger...Clayton Moore (on TV)
Tonto...Jay Silverheels
Capt. Kangaroo...Bob Keeshan
Clarabelle the clown...????
Frankenstein... The monster was played by Boris Karloff
Dracula...Bela Lugosi
The Wolfman...Lon Chaney
Invisible Man...???
Jose Jiminez...Bill Dana
Never watched Car 54 Where Are You and I brain-farted
Grandpa Munster...???
Pa Cartwright... Lorne Greene
Those are from memory... not Google. Best I could do.


Chuck

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Pretty damn good!
(I did have to look up Joe E. Ross, though)

Clarabelle the clown...Also Bob Keesham
Invisible Man...Claude Raines
Officer Gunther Toody …Joe E. Ross
Officer Francis Muldoon …Fred Gwynne
Officer Leo Schnauser …Al Lewis
Grandpa Munster …Also Al Lewis

Interesting side notes:
Clarabelle the clown...Bob was fired from the Howdy Doody show if I remember correctly.
Superman...George Reeves committed suicide by gun.


Do you remember White Fang and Black Tooth?




The Soupy Sales Show.
Soupy was canned by the network for telling the kids to go into mommies purse and get all those green pieces of paper and send them in.

On one show, I bleieve it was Soupy's birthday, the crew lined up a stripper who got naked behind the backdrop and Soupy spent half the show looking out the back door of the backdrop oogling the naked lady.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Pretty damn good!

Clarabelle the clown...Also Bob Keesham
Invisible Man...Claude Raines
Officer Gunther Toody …Joe E. Ross
Officer Francis Muldoon …Fred Gwynne
Officer Leo Schnauser …Al Lewis
Grandpa Munster …Also Al Lewis


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This is fun!


Chuck

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"Help! Mr Wizard!"
"I'll do the 'thinkin' around here!"
"Whoa Nellie!"
"Oh Nell, my sweet Nell!"
"Ahhh, Cisco!"
"We are the __________. We don't _________around."
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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"Help! Mr Wizard!"
"I'll do the 'thinkin' around here!"
"Whoa Nellie!"
"Oh Nell, my sweet Nell!"
"Ahhh, Cisco!"
"We are the __________. We don't _________around."


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Dudley Doright
Pancho
Monkees... Monkey
Those were hard!

Chuck

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How about this one, from a talk/variety show:

"C'mon, everybody say it with me, YOU IDIOT!"

which show?

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I was thinking Ren and Stimpy!!!



Not what I had in mind...

The Arsenio Hall Show!!! Anyone remember that one before Arsenio did something really bad that got it cancelled? He almost always had a segment that picked on a really dumb criminal from the news...

The one I still remember is the bank robber who, in his haste to make his getaway, left the bank bag on the roof of his car and took off. Once on the highway the bag blew off and money got strewn all over, prompting traffic behind to stop and people were running around grabbing fistfuls of money!

Arsenio mentioned that and had the audience say "YOU IDIOT!" with him! :D

I hope that idiot happened to be watching the show in jail, hehehehe :ph34r:
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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"Help! Mr Wizard!" -
Tooter Turtle from the King Leonardo and his Short Subjects
"I'll do the 'thinnin' around here! (and don't you forget it!)" -
Quickdraw McGraw
"Whoa Nellie!" -
My bad. It was Pat Brady on the Roy Rogers Show but what he really says is "Whoa, Nellie Belle!

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My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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"Help! Mr Wizard!" -
Tooter Turtle from the King Leonardo and his Short Subjects
"I'll do the 'thinnin' around here! (and don't you forget it!)" -
Quickdraw McGraw
"Whoa Nellie!" -
My bad. It was Pat Brady on the Roy Rogers Show but what he really says is "Whoa, Nellie Belle!

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I don't know where I've been but, I don't recall the first one... at all!:o
When you word it like that, I get the second one. I was thinkin' 'thinkin' and it shoulda' been thinnin'!
I'd have gotten the last one, too.
O.K. I'll take 'The rapists' for 400 Trebek!:D


Chuck

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You were close except for Good night Mrs kalabash. That was Jimmy Durante. What about Tonight here in our studios We have the dancing bears from Russia ,the Flying Wendellas high wire act and the Beatles. My favorite was from F-Troop when coperal Agarn told the sargeant' The bar is going broke and the only way to stay in bussiness is to raise the price of the free lunch'

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"You like cats?"
Dan: "Why not? They're independent. They don't ask any favors. They'll even catch your mice for you - if you don't rub them the wrong way."
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Uh... doesn't ring a bell...

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It from the first episode of The Lawman, October 5, 1958. There is a yellow tomcat who serves at the "office cat", who is in quite a few of the episodes in the first season. It is never named, but Dan makes it plain in this first show that he "likes cats." From time to time he shows up in an episode, and then, after the first season, seems to disappear without comment.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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