RoadRash 0 #26 August 17, 2006 QuoteReally fucking piss me off. Nothing really grosses me out, but I mean come on, learn some simple table manners. I have to work with one of these guys on my team this month. Every day at lunch....smack smack smack goes his mouth. I just wanna reach up and smack him. Is this unreasonable? Not at all...I always ask a random question when they do something that tasteless...like "Do you like seafood?" And make sure to point out that I eat with my mouth closed for a reason...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #27 August 17, 2006 When I was fishing for a living, I was deckboss on a couple different boats. I hired a guy in Seattle once and we took him to Alaska with us to teach him how to fish. He was one of these disgusting people and I got after him about it at the end of his second trip. His response was "Hey, it's my food, I can eat it however I like." Knowing the boat owner had fired a guy the year before for licking his fingers while eating, I was quite confident in replying, "Yes you can, but you're gonna have to do it somewhere else." When we docked in Sitka, AK I welcomed him to pack his shit and get off the boat...approximately 2,000 miles from home by car. At least I promised to mail his final check to the address he'd given our accountant. Check this guy out. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #28 August 17, 2006 QuoteWill any of you people who've posted so far (except for JR) please marry me? What, you don't want a man with proper upbringing and table manners? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #29 August 17, 2006 No, I just wasn't clear on your stance. I wasn't sure how to take your post. I'll marry anyone who chews with their mouth closed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #30 August 17, 2006 Hey I offered?? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #31 August 17, 2006 Intern year can make you really uptight like that.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #32 August 17, 2006 QuoteIntern year can make you really uptight like that.... linz we're not even going near that topic in this thread. cause wayne brady will have to choke a bitch if I do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #33 August 17, 2006 Traitor. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #34 August 17, 2006 Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mangledspoon 0 #35 August 18, 2006 At least with normal food you can find some joy in knowing that they will eventually stop their evil smacking noises. When they have gum there is no escape! Especially stuck on public transport with them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #36 August 18, 2006 Quote When they have gum there is no escape! Especially stuck on public transport with them. And, they're making those constant little popping sounds while they chew. Very annoying.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #37 August 18, 2006 NO. It's not unreasonable. People should have been taught to eat with thier mouths closed when they were kids. But the thing I really f***ing pisses me off is gum poppers. Could anything be more irratating? Anybody else agree with that? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites