JAC 0 #1 June 24, 2004 Judge & P*nis Pump "On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads. Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 June 24, 2004 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040624/od_nm/odd_judge_dc Now with working clicky.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JAC 0 #3 June 24, 2004 thanks... pushed the wrong button before I was done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 June 24, 2004 You have to find time for the important things in life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JAC 0 #5 June 24, 2004 QuoteYou have to find time for the important things in life. That's what I call MULTI Tasking at it's best!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #6 June 24, 2004 Here's the Smoking Gun's full report: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rbrcokflichk 0 #7 June 24, 2004 holy crap, he must have a steady hand or a lot of razor burn to shave while not being able to give the shaveee full and undevided attention!!!! ykies... then there's the matter of the pump which I feel totally unqualified to comment on!!! I'd rather have an awkward morning than a boring night!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkiD_PL8 0 #8 June 24, 2004 I know several lawyers and a judge and have visited them at the courthouse before. I have no problem believing that it was a gag gift given to him by one of the public defenders or someone as a gag gift. I do however think that it had no place being under the bench weather it was being used or he was just pumping it but not actually using it to go along with the inside joke, especially at a murder trial. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #9 June 24, 2004 What does a penis pump do? Is that like a breast pump? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dougiefresh 0 #10 June 24, 2004 "It's not mine, honestly! Someone's playing a prank on me! This kind of thing isn't my bag, baby!" One book, The Swedish Made Penis Pump and Me, This Kind of Thing Is My Bag Baby" by His Honor Donald Thompson. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #11 June 24, 2004 Quote What does a penis pump do? Is that like a breast pump? You're kidding, right? *the following is knowledge learned from porn (and they said you'd never learn anything by watching porn)* What makes a dick hard? Blood, right? By creating a vacum it forces more blood into the penis. Makes a bigger erection. The fun side is you can damage the tissue in the penis by using one for too long or too many times, so whats the point? Here's the googled answer: Google Knows All!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #12 June 24, 2004 QuoteYou're kidding, right? Uh....no. But, thanks for the info. I guess I need to watch more porn! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #13 June 24, 2004 QuoteI guess I need to watch more porn! One of the best things I've heard come out of a sky chick's mouth all day.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkiD_PL8 0 #14 June 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteI guess I need to watch more porn! One of the best things I've heard come out of a sky chick's mouth all day. I have to agree. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dixieskydiver 0 #15 June 25, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou're kidding, right? Uh....no. But, thanks for the info. I guess I need to watch more porn! Or the first Austin Powers movie. Yeah baby! Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 292 #16 August 19, 2006 Convicted. "All rise..." http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060818/ap_on_re_us/judge_sentenced Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slug 1 #17 August 19, 2006 http://www.comcast.net/news/national/index.jsp?cat=DOMESTIC&fn=/2006/08/18/458379.html&cvqh=itn_judgeexposure More info: DNA found in the court room "hung" the judge. He won't need a pump where he's going. But he'll probably end up being the butt end of a lot of jokers he sent to jail. R.i.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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JAC 0 #5 June 24, 2004 QuoteYou have to find time for the important things in life. That's what I call MULTI Tasking at it's best!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 June 24, 2004 Here's the Smoking Gun's full report: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rbrcokflichk 0 #7 June 24, 2004 holy crap, he must have a steady hand or a lot of razor burn to shave while not being able to give the shaveee full and undevided attention!!!! ykies... then there's the matter of the pump which I feel totally unqualified to comment on!!! I'd rather have an awkward morning than a boring night!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #8 June 24, 2004 I know several lawyers and a judge and have visited them at the courthouse before. I have no problem believing that it was a gag gift given to him by one of the public defenders or someone as a gag gift. I do however think that it had no place being under the bench weather it was being used or he was just pumping it but not actually using it to go along with the inside joke, especially at a murder trial. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #9 June 24, 2004 What does a penis pump do? Is that like a breast pump? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #10 June 24, 2004 "It's not mine, honestly! Someone's playing a prank on me! This kind of thing isn't my bag, baby!" One book, The Swedish Made Penis Pump and Me, This Kind of Thing Is My Bag Baby" by His Honor Donald Thompson. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 June 24, 2004 Quote What does a penis pump do? Is that like a breast pump? You're kidding, right? *the following is knowledge learned from porn (and they said you'd never learn anything by watching porn)* What makes a dick hard? Blood, right? By creating a vacum it forces more blood into the penis. Makes a bigger erection. The fun side is you can damage the tissue in the penis by using one for too long or too many times, so whats the point? Here's the googled answer: Google Knows All!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #12 June 24, 2004 QuoteYou're kidding, right? Uh....no. But, thanks for the info. I guess I need to watch more porn! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 June 24, 2004 QuoteI guess I need to watch more porn! One of the best things I've heard come out of a sky chick's mouth all day.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #14 June 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteI guess I need to watch more porn! One of the best things I've heard come out of a sky chick's mouth all day. I have to agree. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #15 June 25, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou're kidding, right? Uh....no. But, thanks for the info. I guess I need to watch more porn! Or the first Austin Powers movie. Yeah baby! Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 292 #16 August 19, 2006 Convicted. "All rise..." http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060818/ap_on_re_us/judge_sentenced Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #17 August 19, 2006 http://www.comcast.net/news/national/index.jsp?cat=DOMESTIC&fn=/2006/08/18/458379.html&cvqh=itn_judgeexposure More info: DNA found in the court room "hung" the judge. He won't need a pump where he's going. But he'll probably end up being the butt end of a lot of jokers he sent to jail. R.i.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
