BounceEasy 0 #1 August 25, 2006 So I was reading this Christian website preaching to visitors that David Blaine is serving the devil. I'm reading the story that they're anger is directed at and upon checking their news source I realize that.. ..they got their information from a parody news site.. I'm not kidding. Check it out: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/david_blaine.htm This is a section of the parody that they read (and took seriously): "Finally, after serving fish and chips to the audience, the magician will perform his "grand finale". Details are being kept under wraps, but it is believed to involve a pack of cards, a bunch of flowers, a rabbit, a hat and his sleeve." they: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com took their article from http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/ I'm surprised they missed the other "news" stories in the same section such as: US Names Mel Gibson as Middle East Envoy James Prescott Is Melting 'Hug A Hezbollah' Campaign Fails To Get Off The Ground If you walk, just walk. If you sit, just sit. But whatever you do, don't wobble. - Master Ummon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mostly_Harmless 0 #2 August 25, 2006 This was also a South Park episode._________________________________________ www.myspace.com/termvelocity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 August 25, 2006 And the same website claims that the Illuminati are taking over the world, America is a communist government, and Harry Potter's purpose is to promote witchcraft. This is obviously a reputable website. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 August 25, 2006 QuoteAnd the same website claims that the Illuminati are taking over the world, America is a communist government, and Harry Potter's purpose is to promote witchcraft. This is obviously a reputable website. sounds reputable to meSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agent_lead 0 #5 August 25, 2006 umm..illuminati has ALREADY taken over the world... illuminati is NOT just a conspiracy theory-------------------------------------------- www.facebook.com/agentlead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 August 25, 2006 Quoteumm..illuminati has ALREADY taken over the world... illuminati is NOT just a conspiracy theoryReally? are you a member or something? I'm soooo gonna get this thread sent to speakers corner... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 August 25, 2006 So you are the Christ you're the great Jesus Christ Prove to me that you're divine - change my water into wine That's all you need to do then I'll know it's all true C'mon King of the Jews Prove to me that you're no fool - walk across my swimming pool If you do that for me then I'll let you go free C'mon King of the Jews I only ask what I'd ask any superstar What is it that you have got that puts you where you are? Oh-ho-ho I am waiting yes I'm a captive fan I'm dying to be shown that you are not just any man So if you are the Christ yes the great Jesus Christ Feed my household with this bread - you can do it on your head Or has something gone wrong? Jesus, why do you take so long? Aw, c'mon King of the Jews Hey! Aren't you scared of me Christ? Mr. Wonderful Christ! You're a joke you're not the Lord - you are nothing but a fraud Take him away - he's got nothing to say! Get out you King of the Jews! ...so says Herod, anyway...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 August 26, 2006 I remember when CNN reported that the governator was talking about blowing up the moon to stop womens PMS. it was a bit on the howard stern show. gotta love when people check the facts.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
