Duckwater 0 #1 September 24, 2006 I was ar Super Wal Mart today and I passed by the hand lotion section. There was this blonde 5'2" hottie inspecting a bottle of Jergins for purchase. I didn't even think, immediatley I spouted in a deep, perverted voice "IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET".....She froze, stared blankly ahead, then looked at me and started laughing.......She said "you are so wrong".... I got her number. I love playing Lambs. Those of you that know me know that this is true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #2 September 24, 2006 I don't get it Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #3 September 24, 2006 Fava beans and a nice Chianti ... ring any bells?Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zee 0 #4 September 24, 2006 Well, if you can't pick up a chick acting like a serial killer...... Action©Sports Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #5 September 24, 2006 NOW I get it Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #6 September 24, 2006 I googled it and I am not alone in my insanity http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-9mB_kGgg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #7 September 24, 2006 It sounds like it's working better than "I could pay you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zee 0 #8 September 24, 2006 Do you have giant hole in your basement yet? Action©Sports Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valjumps46 0 #9 September 24, 2006 that is amazing. ... considering i speak of hanibal lector on my myspace profile."I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 September 24, 2006 You can NEVER predict women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #11 September 24, 2006 QuoteYou can NEVER predict women Clay..imagine if women were all the same! You would be complaining that your Cherry 500 model is boring and its time for an upgrade. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 September 24, 2006 QuoteYou would be complaining that your Cherry 500 model is boring and its time for an upgrade. Nahhh..........I may ask for a second one though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #13 September 24, 2006 QuoteNahhh..........I may ask for a second one though You are so full of crap. You can't tell me mister that variety isn't the spice of life Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 September 24, 2006 QuoteYou can't tell me mister that variety isn't the spice of life Oh certainly it is. Think of all the varied things I could do with two chicks instead of just one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #15 September 24, 2006 I dont need women! I was actually stopping by the lotion section on my way to the tissue asile. I just had another great idea....We had employee day and raffled off a bunch of baskets for charity. Next year, I am going to donate a basket... It will have lotion, a stuffed toy poodle, a hose and a sewing kit. Think anyone will get it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #16 September 24, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O3peL_KPsQ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #17 September 24, 2006 QuoteThink of all the varied things I could do with two chicks instead of just one. Oh right! Play Monopoly, Twister and a mean game of Scrabble? QuoteI dont need women! I never said that you did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 September 24, 2006 QuotePlay Monopoly, Twister and a mean game of Scrabble Now you're catching on! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
