BillyVance 34 #1 October 21, 2005 Remember how creepy the first few Burger King commercials were with that dude just standing there staring at you? Now he's performing football game heroics... those crack me up... what next? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #2 October 21, 2005 I thought I was the only one that stood transfixed while he stared out. He WAS creepy till he ran that ball...then I couldn't help but laugh at his endzone dance or whatever the heck that is. Whats next? How's about him and Ronald McDonald in a ring faceoff telling him he'll pop his nose like a cherry tomato...why? cause he's UGLY (oh wait...Geico DID that already and the Burger King doesn't speak). Maybe he will rip off 'Big Rock Candy Mountain'? The possibilities are endless. (What are their Ad Men are ON!) ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #3 October 21, 2005 There is one commercial out with him where he's on some kind of scaffolding. He's on one side of a steel beam hitting the bolts with a hammer. There is a worker on the other side, trying to keep up. Then the Burger King guy hands the worker a cup of coffee. Then you see them standing on a beam kidding around trying to push each other off. It seems that the advertising department has done something right, because we are talking about and remembering their commercials, even though the king dude gives me the creeps.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 October 21, 2005 Quote Whats next? How's about him and Ronald McDonald in a ring faceoff telling him he'll pop his nose like a cherry tomato...why? cause he's UGLY (oh wait...Geico DID that already and the Burger King doesn't speak). April How about something on the order of Celebrity Death Matches, like we've seen on MTV with the clay figures in the squared circle? Those were always hilarious! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #5 October 21, 2005 I'm glad to see i'm not the only one tha notices these commercials. I wake up in the night screaming because i'm sure he is there in my room staring at me with a big breakfast sandwich which he will make me eat until I can't eat anymore. His demener(sp) in the commercials to me is hey eat this or I'll friggen kill you, like the skyscraper one. You know if that guy didn't take the coffee or whatever that he would of been like oh yeah beyotch taste rivets and pumped him full of steel and then pushed him off just for fun. That guy is friggen crazy!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevePhelps 0 #6 October 21, 2005 He's Flloyd off booze! http://www.dzcomic.com/comics/050618.gif Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #7 October 21, 2005 Bwahahahahahaha!!!!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 October 21, 2005 QuoteHe's Flloyd off booze! http://www.dzcomic.com/comics/050618.gif Best comic I've seen in a long while!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevePhelps 0 #9 October 21, 2005 Thank! Don't miss the online comic book of the gang. See my link below. (DZonline.info) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 October 21, 2005 You know, I had that one bookmarked on my work computer. Now I can bookmark it at home, too! Thanks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #11 October 21, 2005 Burger King had the chicken website too, right? Disturbing yet somehow effective. Kind of reminds me of the Apprentice episode where the men win the Dairy Queen ad campaign challenge with a large freaky transvestite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchYourStep 0 #12 October 21, 2005 Does anyone know if I can get that as a costume anywhere? "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 October 21, 2005 The masks are sold out: http://www.bkmasks.com But I am thinking of being the subservient chicken. (I love that website: http://www.subservientchicken.com ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #14 October 22, 2005 QuoteThe masks are sold out: http://www.bkmasks.com ) Did you notice the king's eyes follow your mouse around? Creepy! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #15 October 22, 2005 Fuck the chicken part...just be subservient...that would be HOT! _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #16 October 22, 2005 QuoteFuck the chicken part...just be subservient...that would be HOT! Oh Steve, you know that I am always subservient with you. (Well, at least on the rare occasions when I am not slapping you around like my little bitch.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #17 October 22, 2005 Quote(Well, at least on the rare occasions when I am not slapping you around like my little bitch.) Which is aaaaallllll good by me... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #18 October 17, 2006 had to bump this-the new angus/swiss sit down guy scares the hell out of meI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 October 17, 2006 Quotehad to bump this-the new angus/swiss sit down guy scares the hell out of me Daaaaamn.... last post was just over a year ago... Don't think I've seen what you're referring to... hmmm...."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
