turtlespeed 212 #1 December 1, 2006 Wife speeds off with naked man on car roof Estranged couple charged after crash By TERRI SANGINITI Staff reporter 12/04/2002 Debbie DeMarco was driving west on Naamans Road about 4:30 a.m. Monday when she said a blue Volkswagen Jetta roared past her with a naked man clinging to the roof. DeMarco, a paper carrier for The News Journal, said the car was swerving from left to right across the median, sparks flying. The driver then crossed back over the median toward DeMarco before making a sharp turn onto northbound I-95 near the Tri-State Mall. "I'm looking, and there's a man hanging from the top of the car ... naked!" said DeMarco, who called 911. "All this guy had on was white socks and a T-shirt." The driver, Lori Ann Becker, 20, of Aston, Pa., and the man, Becker's estranged husband Michael, 25, of Linwood, Pa., were arrested after she crashed the Jetta into a concrete barrier near Highland Avenue and Front Street in Chester, according to a police affidavit. Lower Chichester Township Police Officer Ralph Conte said in court papers that an "extremely cold" Michael Becker fell off the Jetta's roof and pushed the woman back into the vehicle, held her down on the floor and punctured her thigh 17 times with a small tool that was dangling from the rearview mirror. Michael Becker told police he was trying to stop his estranged wife from stealing the car from his driveway when she took off with him hanging onto the side, Conte said in court records. Michael Becker told police he grabbed the roof rack as the car sped down the street. Lori Ann Becker was charged with attempt to commit homicide, simple and aggravated assault, reckless endangering, harassment and stalking, disorderly conduct, drunken driving, driving without a license, careless and reckless driving, and accidents involving damage to unattended vehicle or property. Police charged Michael Becker with simple and aggravated assault, reckless endangering, terroristic threats and disorderly conduct. DeMarco said she's never seen anything like it. "It's freezing, how can he possibly hang on?" she said. "We see all kinds of funny things happen early in the morning, but this beats all."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 December 1, 2006 Terroristic threats?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 December 1, 2006 QuoteTerroristic threats? What - you missed Slappies post earlier?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 December 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteTerroristic threats? What - you missed Slappies post earlier? Apparently... cuz I have no idea which of his many posts you refer to."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 December 1, 2006 From "Then and Now" Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed. 1953 - Ants die. 2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 December 1, 2006 Ah yes, that one. I skipped it because it was a repost. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 December 1, 2006 QuoteDeMarco said she's never seen anything like it. I take it she's never been inside a family law courtroom... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #8 December 1, 2006 QuoteTerroristic threats? That was the most glaring part to me too, followed closely by wondering whether the small tool hanging from the mirror was a packing tool. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
i1tojump 0 #9 December 1, 2006 Sounds like a relationship I was once in. Your S/O can make you do some pretty stupid shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #10 December 1, 2006 QuoteSounds like a relationship I was once in. Your S/O can make you do some pretty stupid shit Still blaming other people? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #11 December 1, 2006 QuoteTerroristic threats? He stabbed her leg multiple times. Maybe he wa' s saying, "I'm going to stab you with this thing." I dunno. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #12 December 2, 2006 Quote"I'm looking, and there's a man hanging from the top of the car ... naked!" said DeMarco, who called 911. "All this guy had on was white socks and a T-shirt." That is not naked. That is partially clothed. ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #13 December 2, 2006 Thanks for the giggle!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 December 2, 2006 What if that estranged couple was Britney and K-Fed? Boy would that make the news! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #15 December 2, 2006 Passion, anger and love make the world go round! StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
