stitch 0 #1 January 18, 2007 Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch She’s tha biggest bitch I know And she stinks like shit Remember back in tha day when she was skinny Now she fugly and but still thinks she’s pretty I just laugh and walk on past Saying shit god damn that’s a big fat ass Fuck that slut she’s a big fat trick But I still let her suck this ten foot dick Joe C. I’m a crazy hit Down with Kid Rock in this South Park flick I don’t know much but Iknow this shit Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch She a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed bitch My homie named Kyle lives up tha block He has a big fat mom that sucks my cock Non-stop, she a scientist see A real sloppy bitch that does right by me She might be tha best suck in tha mountains Ten times a week but shit who’s counting? I’m astounded by the things she does She the suckidest, fuckadest creep there ever was She ain’t a slut she’s a super groupie And I pass that bitch around like a dubbie I don’t know much but I know this Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch She a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed bitch I’m Joe C., tha C. stands for cool I might be a fuck but I ain’t no fool I just rode from South Park to Golda Cuz Kyle’s mom is trippin of X, so I rolled her Then I sold her, cuz I’m like that Little freak ass pimp but you know that I just mad caught tracks like a puppy Colorado bitches ain’t shit for a yuppie What up I’m tha J-O-E To tha muthafucking C and tha place to be I don’t know much but I know this Kyle’s mama is a big fat biatch Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch She a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed bitch ------------------------------------------------------------ Everybody sing it. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #2 January 18, 2007 Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch She a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed bitch scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 January 18, 2007 Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 January 18, 2007 I think i'm getting horny. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #5 January 18, 2007 QuoteI think i'm getting horny."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #6 January 18, 2007 QuoteI think i'm getting horny. Respect my authoritie woman Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #7 January 18, 2007 DAYUUUUUM Demon boy.... has it been a while? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #8 January 18, 2007 Wouldnt you like to know shorty!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #9 January 18, 2007 QuoteWouldnt you like to know shorty!! Protect the jewels.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #10 January 18, 2007 If its been awhile I might like it!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #11 January 18, 2007 QuoteIf its been awhile I might like it!! Might???? Sad, very sad.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #12 January 18, 2007 Ok Ok I admit it I could have gotten laid last night and I would still like it....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #13 January 18, 2007 I thought Demons thrived on that sorta shit..... you know mesmerizing/seducing woman and living out all their guilty pleasures. What kinda Demon are you???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #14 January 18, 2007 QuoteI thought Demons thrived on that sorta shit..... you know mesmerizing/seducing woman and living out all their guilty pleasures. g I have no idea what you are talking about! I would NEVER do such things...... P.S. I have some candy little one, would you like some.....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #15 January 18, 2007 QuoteP.S. I have some candy little one, would like some..... What kinda candy??? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #16 January 18, 2007 Oh its the bestest, youll love it and if you want more I have a whole bag in my van over here...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 January 18, 2007 Can I bring a friend??? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #18 January 18, 2007 Absolutly the more the merrier, we can all look for my lost dog together.... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 January 18, 2007 but, but, I'm allergic to dogs.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #20 January 18, 2007 Thats ok I have a special pill that will make it be ok... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #21 January 18, 2007 You two crack me up. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites