LisaM 0 #1 January 31, 2007 It's my turn to have a sh*tty morning. Cheer me up!!!!! Please? ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveorino 7 #2 January 31, 2007 Here's my best shot. steveOrino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #3 January 31, 2007 A kindergarten teacher was explaining to her class that she was an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asked her students if they were Colts fans. Now, the kids didn't know what a Colts fan was, but surely they all wanted to be one too, so all the kids' hands shot up, that is, all but one. So, the teacher asked little Miss Suzie, "Why aren't you a Colts fan?" And little Suzie proclaimed, "Because I'm a Chicago Bears Fan!" "And why are you a Chicago Bears fan?" the teacher asked. "Because my mom and dad are Chicago Bears fans" So the teacher replied, "Well, that's no reason t obe a Bears fan. What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, then what would you be?" And little Miss Suzie promptly replied, "Then I'd be an Indianapolis Colts fan!"This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #4 January 31, 2007 It's a decent start. I figured it out. Well sort of. Ever have one of those gruff people who always sound pissed off? Well I am dealing with one lately. I told him to call me anytime yesteday if he needed help with the system I work on. I told him "I'm here til 3:30". Sure enough he calls at 3:20 and needs help. Keeps me here late and then when he says bye he sounds all pissed off. First thing this morning I have a voicemail from him, "If you're still here call me" sounding all pissed off again. I don't understand what part of "I leave at 3:30" is hard to understand. He just alwasy sounds pissed off but I am having a hard time not taking it personally. Phew..... ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #5 January 31, 2007 Very nicely done! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #6 January 31, 2007 "Cheer me Up" .... so this lady rushes into her home and calls out loudly as she enters....... "pack the bags,,,, I won the lottery!!!!!" a mans' voice replies,,,,," GREAT!!,,,,should i pack for the mountains??? or pack for the beach????" she says,,,, "I don't care...... just GET OUT!!!!!" jimmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #7 January 31, 2007 Evolution explained Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #8 January 31, 2007 Turn your sound on...... I can watch this for hours..... and hours..... http://stormtrooperhump.ytmnd.com/ ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #9 January 31, 2007 haaaaahaaaaaa!! Definitely bookmarked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #10 January 31, 2007 ba-dum dum! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #11 January 31, 2007 all videos and such will have to wait until this evening. Can't wait! I think I am feeling a bit under the weather. ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveorino 7 #12 January 31, 2007 Still after 32 years my wife will say it is not what you say it is how you say it ... tone. Most guys are clueless to what tone we use. Well, at least I am. Perhaps a sit down would help. Otherwise you're getting stewed, and he has no clue he is making you angry. At least I guess he doesn't. But just in case ... steveOrino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #13 January 31, 2007 I talkde with a co-worker about it this morning. She says she just tells him to calm down. This is my first one-on-one dealings with him, so I am not quite there yet. ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 January 31, 2007 I got nothing funny. But maybe a hug will cheer you up. *HUG* ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #15 January 31, 2007 Here ya go............. Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off awe your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf dates or sex." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary rike your ass." Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #16 January 31, 2007 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #17 January 31, 2007 QuoteTurn your sound on...... I can watch this for hours..... and hours..... http://stormtrooperhump.ytmnd.com/ Sweep the leg JOHNNEY!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #18 January 31, 2007 Perfect! How nice! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #19 January 31, 2007 *groan* ... why did I not see that coming? ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
