sharimcm 0 #1 February 5, 2007 I don't usually post jokes, but one of the guys I work with just told me this, so I thought I'd share... Q. Why do women have two pairs of lips? A. One is for bitching, one is for apologizing. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 February 5, 2007 Good one!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 February 5, 2007 Depends on the time of the month, me thinks. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #4 February 5, 2007 QuoteDepends on the time of the month, me thinks. what does the time of the month have to do with it?? you can still use these lips for come on stitch....think babe!! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 February 5, 2007 QuoteDepends on the time of the month, me thinks Me thinks you need a bitch slap!! Then use your lips to apologize to me!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #6 February 5, 2007 QuoteI don't usually post jokes, but one of the guys I work with just told me this, so I thought I'd share... Q. Why do women have two pairs of lips? A. One is for bitching, one is for apologizing. Same joke, new punchline = So they can piss & moan at the same time ! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #7 February 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteI don't usually post jokes, but one of the guys I work with just told me this, so I thought I'd share... Q. Why do women have two pairs of lips? A. One is for bitching, one is for apologizing. Same joke, new punchline = So they can piss & moan at the same time ! I like mine better. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallinbear 0 #8 February 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteI don't usually post jokes, but one of the guys I work with just told me this, so I thought I'd share... Q. Why do women have two pairs of lips? A. One is for bitching, one is for apologizing. Same joke, new punchline = So they can piss & moan at the same time ! lol...toooo much. berrrrrrry gooooooood.I don't want to make all the decisions because if I screw up, then I can't blame it on you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
