unformed 0 #1 February 7, 2007 One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it. Men, repost this because you have ballsThis ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 February 7, 2007 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pfloyd 0 #3 February 7, 2007 Nice way to turn that ship around the way you did. But you may have to snuggle up with a magazine and some ky for the next week or so My drinking team has a skydiving problem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #4 February 7, 2007 Ummmm, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, But ummm, this just shows the exact opposite. You are a fool, if you think a manuver like this, is a good IDEA. And you just proved that WOMEN are smarter then MEN, Frankly! Not to mention this certainly qualifies you as an honorary, Steve Irwinism! You just sealed your own fate! Publically-- Dumbass!!! HaHaHa, heh, heh, heh...*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyvixen 0 #5 February 7, 2007 Good One!!!Let's put the FUN back in Funeral Life is a Freefall Enjoy!! MUFF #2760 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #6 February 7, 2007 Okay... lesson #1 - if she feeling like you are not emotionally bonded to her then you need to work on that! Not take her to a damn store and then drop this huge fuck you at her. (I'll show you emotional needs) lesson #2 - it sounds like she's feeling like the only thing important to you is what goes on in the bedroom. (how long have you been together?) Have you two lost that I can't be without you feeling? (True feeling) Another words, have the two of you become so comfortable with each other its more of a habit in the lifestyles you two share? lesson #3 - you better go home and tell her you're sorry or you won't have sex with her for a damn year. And with Valentine's Day coming up, you better get her that damn tennis bracelet. good luck!!! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #7 February 7, 2007 Did you miss the part where this is a joke? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #8 February 7, 2007 QuoteDid you miss the part where this is a joke? Sorry, I'm having one of those days If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #9 February 7, 2007 Awww, do you need a hug? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #10 February 7, 2007 QuoteAwww, do you need a hug? Nah .... just a tennis bracelet. This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #11 February 7, 2007 you are obviously spending way too much time, hangin' around Stitch... Ha*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #12 February 7, 2007 QuoteAwww, do you need a hug? I need a fuc*in man. No, a fuc*in case. Yeah, I think a case might do it! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #13 February 7, 2007 QuoteQuoteAwww, do you need a hug? Nah .... just a tennis bracelet. smartass If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #14 February 7, 2007 ahh yes...alcohol...the cause AND cure of life's prollems! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justtrouble03 0 #15 February 7, 2007 Quoteahh yes...alcohol...the cause AND cure of life's prollems! In that case I'll take some Jack please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #16 February 7, 2007 Quoteahh yes...alcohol...the cause AND cure of life's prollems! Yeah, it can help. Today I lost a patient of mine and that always hurts. Espeically when the patient is only a child. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #17 February 7, 2007 my bestest friend is a Trauma ICU Charge nurse...so I am familiar with the scenario. THANKS for doing that job for the rest of us! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #18 February 7, 2007 Quotemy bestest friend is a Trauma ICU Charge nurse...so I am familiar with the scenario. THANKS for doing that job for the rest of us! Times like this I hate my job, but thank you If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #19 February 7, 2007 QuoteQuoteDid you miss the part where this is a joke? Sorry, I'm having one of those daysRetaining water, huh??? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #20 February 7, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteDid you miss the part where this is a joke? Sorry, I'm having one of those daysRetaining water, huh??? Ha! Fuckin' Stitch...*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #21 February 7, 2007 QuoteAwww, do you need a hug? Hug, Handjob what's the difference sign me up for both!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #22 February 7, 2007 you guys sure know how to put a smile on a gals face If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #23 February 7, 2007 SMOOOOTCHES!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #24 February 7, 2007 QuoteQuoteDid you miss the part where this is a joke? Sorry, I'm having one of those days She accidentally clicked Bonfire instead of Women's Forum.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #25 February 8, 2007 She's only 6 months away from putting that extra 15 back on. If she's that grumpy, I'd get rid of her now, while the market is still good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
ladyflyer77 0 #18 February 7, 2007 Quotemy bestest friend is a Trauma ICU Charge nurse...so I am familiar with the scenario. THANKS for doing that job for the rest of us! Times like this I hate my job, but thank you If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #19 February 7, 2007 QuoteQuoteDid you miss the part where this is a joke? Sorry, I'm having one of those daysRetaining water, huh??? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #20 February 7, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteDid you miss the part where this is a joke? Sorry, I'm having one of those daysRetaining water, huh??? Ha! Fuckin' Stitch...*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #21 February 7, 2007 QuoteAwww, do you need a hug? Hug, Handjob what's the difference sign me up for both!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #22 February 7, 2007 you guys sure know how to put a smile on a gals face If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #23 February 7, 2007 SMOOOOTCHES!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 February 7, 2007 QuoteQuoteDid you miss the part where this is a joke? Sorry, I'm having one of those days She accidentally clicked Bonfire instead of Women's Forum.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 February 8, 2007 She's only 6 months away from putting that extra 15 back on. If she's that grumpy, I'd get rid of her now, while the market is still good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
