ACMESkydiver 0 #26 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJust then the fire dept showed up.... rushing in with thier hoses in hand Typicalfish said "I have come to save the day" Many single women were pleased. None of them realized the only fire he'd be extinguishing would be their loofah. So the REAL firefighter, Dave, showed up. -And put out the flames, yadda yadda yadda.... And immediately took a liking to Jaye, but alas Joe stood between them. And since Joe happened to be there, and had military training to catch bad guys, he went after the homeless guy in the truck! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #27 February 9, 2007 QuoteAs johnny came downstairs, relieved of his terror and urge to urinate in the shower, he inquired what the man was doing. "Watching a movie," replied the man. "I don't care about the movie. Why are you drinking my beer?" Johnny asked.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #28 February 9, 2007 The man's face began to redden with embarrassment. "I'm afraid I have a bit of a drinking problem," the man said. "You're damn right you do!" replied johnny. "Get your fat ass off my couch and out of my house!!!"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #29 February 9, 2007 "But this movie is just getting good!" the man replied. "I must see what happens to Mario!"This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #30 February 9, 2007 Johnny exclaimed, "He saves the stupid princess with his brother Luigi. Now, will you please get the FUCK out of my house?"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #31 February 9, 2007 Meanwhile the homeless guy is getting away because Joe went after him on foot and isn't as fast as he used to be...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #32 February 9, 2007 "How dare you speak to a stranger like that in my house!" shouts his mother, standing in the open doorway. "Go to your room right now, young man!"This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #33 February 9, 2007 Quote"How dare you speak to a stranger like that in my house!" shouts his mother, standing in the open doorway. "Go to your room right now, young man!" So he goes to his room, gets out his dress, wig, and big ass butcher knife and heads towards the shower...! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #34 February 9, 2007 A frustrated Johnny storms up the stairs in what is not all that far from a temper tantrum. Meanwhile, Johnny's mother sits down next to the salesman, still sitting on the couch, engulfed by the drama that is unfolding on the television screen.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #35 February 9, 2007 "Is that a supperware container in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" asks Johnny's mother in a suggestive and somewhat seductive voice. With all attention still aimed at the tv, the salesman bluntly replies, "that's a piece of supperware," as he reaches into his pans and pulls out the commercial sized storage container.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #36 February 9, 2007 The mother holds the supperware in her hands. "This is a sexy looking supperware .... is it microwavable?" she asks, not noticing little Johnny storming down the stairs with his butcher knife.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #37 February 9, 2007 The mother, named Catrina, walked over to the microwave, but found, instead, a pile of burnt metal schrapnel. As Johnny inched closer, the man on the couch cried out, scared from a shocking moment in the movie.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #38 February 9, 2007 The mother, startled, turned to see her son standing in the hall wearing the dress, the wig, and holding a butcher knife. She cried out, "Darling, you found my wig!"This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #39 February 9, 2007 "Um, ya, I was just trying it on," stammered Johnny. I'll leave you with that. I'm off to the DZ!!! WOO HOO TO HALF DAYS!!! Edit to change my part of the story...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #40 February 9, 2007 All of a sudden it seemed like it was the perfect time for Johnny to explain his true identity to his mother. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #41 February 9, 2007 "Mother," Johnny stammered. "I cannot tell a lie ... That man is an alcoholic, and ... so am I."This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #42 February 9, 2007 Suddenly, Karma came lumbering up doing her best "Lassie" imitation and Icon134 was nowhere in site! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #43 February 9, 2007 "Karma!! What is it, boy?" little Billy (who had been standing on the porch) asked. "WOOF!! Woof-woof WOOF!" Karma barked back. "What's that you say? Icon is in trouble? The Supperware truck and a homeless guy? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, KARMA?!" Billy yelled angrily...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #44 February 9, 2007 Quote"Karma!! What is it, boy?" little Billy (who had been standing on the porch) asked. "WOOF!! Woof-woof WOOF!" Karma barked back. "What's that you say? Icon is in trouble? The Supperware truck and a homeless guy? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, KARMA?!" Billy yelled angrily... And she looks over the horizon that Karma came from and said - what is fir ginty?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
