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QuoteQuoteQuoteIt only hurts the first time... I promise...
Yeah - that and a little bleach .. . .
Wait . . . It wasn't albino to START with now wasit, Lisa? Hhmmmm
Please...do not kill my pet !!
I won't kill myself... I promise.. Oh wait, we're you talking about that porcupine or me? Hmm... Nevermind...
"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
Wow! You could really exfoliate and promote cell turnover with one of those...
My wife is hotter than your wife.
My wife is hotter than your wife.
LisaH 0
QuoteWow! You could really exfoliate and promote cell turnover with one of those...
Wouldn't that just be f'n lovely
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo
MooOOooOoo
QuoteWow! You could really exfoliate and promote cell turnover with one of those...
Yea but if it gets outta the bath tub, it'll keep trying to hump the hair brushes!
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
You could auger out the drain quite nicely with it, too!
My wife is hotter than your wife.
My wife is hotter than your wife.
Stick it in your shorts, while your watching the game, then no one will complain, about you just laying there, with your hand in your shorts, scratching your balls all day!
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
Hot damn - a new mutant species of crab louse! - pthirus waltappeli
My wife is hotter than your wife.
My wife is hotter than your wife.
AKA: Dingleberry Mites! Armed & Dangerous!
But it's kinda a wash - counter effects one another!
But it's kinda a wash - counter effects one another!
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
LisaH 0
QuoteStick it in your shorts, while your watching the game, then no one will complain, about you just laying there, with your hand in your shorts, scratching your balls all day!
Y'all need to quit molesting my new pet
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo
MooOOooOoo
QuoteQuoteStick it in your shorts, while your watching the game, then no one will complain, about you just laying there, with your hand in your shorts, scratching your balls all day!
Y'all need to quit molesting my new pet
New Pet....?
So is THAT what they call it these days?!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
Oh, It wanted it, it knows it did, wiggling it's ass at me all night, giving me that... 'come hither & shove me down your shorts' look. Buying me drinks. And 'dressed slutty' the little fucker was nekkid, tell me it didn't Want me!
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
LisaH 0
QuoteQuoteQuoteStick it in your shorts, while your watching the game, then no one will complain, about you just laying there, with your hand in your shorts, scratching your balls all day!
Y'all need to quit molesting my new pet
New Pet....?
So is THAT what they call it these days?!
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo
MooOOooOoo
QuoteSo is THAT what they call it these days?!
yea, that's what sealed the deal for her! sales pitch "& just think of all the $$$ you'll save on d-cell batteries!"*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
Please...do not kill my pet !!
MooOOooOoo
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