I am the LUCKIEST . . .

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... futher mucker in the world!!!

I won the Lottery -

AGAIN!!!!!

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To: [email protected]
Subject: Ref No: Uk/776090X2/23 Lucky Winner
Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2007 8:30:51 -0500

RITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY
TICKET NO: 8603775966738
REF NO: UK/776090X2/23
BATCH NO: 013/06/8394369

We happily announce to you the Draw (06/1096) of the UK NATIONAL
LOTTERY, online UK National Lottery program held on 10th MArch,2007.Your
e-mail address attached to Ticket Number:8603775966738 with Serial number
5368/02 drew the Winning Numbers:01,09,16,34,38,41 (bonus no.04),which
subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus 1
bonus.You have therefore been approved to claim total sum of £
1,500,000(One Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling ),payout in Us
dollars;2,776,646.55 in cash credited to file ktu/9023118308/03.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from
World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000 unions,associations, and corporate bodies that are listed
online. Note that this is a beginning of the year draw in which there were
NO TICKETS SOLD.

You are to contact the claims department by e-mail;

Name: Sir David Rex.
Phone Number::009 447 02 409 3240 ,009 44 701 113 2778
E-mail :[email protected]

Congratulations once again from all our staff for being a part of our
Promotions program.
Mrs. Amanda Collins

© Uk National Lottery 2007.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[2fat2fly 0]

Do you have to go to Ritain to claim the Ritish lottery winnings?

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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Do you have to go to Ritain to claim the Ritish lottery winnings?

I just might have to go to Ritain

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Hambone 0]

yeah i won the publishers clearing house the other day. I am still waiting on my prize.

Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

[yardhippie 0]

then you should go directly to Ritian, do not pass Dublin, do not eat the Gouda.

Then after you've collected your winnings return to Dublin and buy everyone jumps.

Go.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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then you should go directly to Ritian, do not pass Dublin, do not eat the Gouda.

Then after you've collected your winnings return to Dublin and buy everyone jumps.

Go.

NOOOOOOO!!

That's EVIL!

Must - have - gouda - to - travel . . . .

Sniff . . . .

FINE . . .

I'm outta here!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[yardhippie 0]

And dont come back until you have money to share!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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And dont come back until you have money to share!

Ungrateful - - -

Fine - No Head down for you!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[yardhippie 0]

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And dont come back until you have money to share!

Ungrateful - - -

Fine - No Head down for you!

Ummmm....
I think im happy about that.
Funny, I dont trust the turtle!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[JENNR8R 0]

I'll be truly blessed when you say you're coming to Dublin...

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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And dont come back until you have money to share!

Ungrateful - - -

Fine - No Head down for you!

Ummmm....
I think im happy about that.
Funny, I dont trust the turtle!

And they say you have no common sense.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[yardhippie 0]

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And dont come back until you have money to share!

Ungrateful - - -

Fine - No Head down for you!

Ummmm....
I think im happy about that.
Funny, I dont trust the turtle!

And they say you have no common sense.

they do? what else do they say?

It concerns me so.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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And dont come back until you have money to share!

Ungrateful - - -

Fine - No Head down for you!

Ummmm....
I think im happy about that.
Funny, I dont trust the turtle!

And they say you have no common sense.

they do? what else do they say?

It concerns me so.

They say "Nee."

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[yardhippie 0]

I say 'it".

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I say 'it".

But what does it say?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[sunshine 2]

Can you buy me some ritalin.

___________________________________________
meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[yardhippie 0]

I dont know, but it doesnt say "nee".
Nor does "it" tell me to bring "it" a shrubbary, or cut down the largest tree in the forest with...


...a herring.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[gonzalesna 0]

I know someone who says "Dee Dee Dee!"

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I know someone who says "Dee Dee Dee!"

And I know someone that says Poo.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[sunshine 2]

I know you.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[teamjenn1 0]

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I know someone who says "Dee Dee Dee!"

And I know someone that says Poo.

But do you fling "it"?

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"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver

"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

[swedishcelt 0]

I won art. I literally got an email that said nothing but, 'you've won art'.


I thought, well damn... who is this Art? Is he handsome? Single? Can he cook well and give massages?

[ToyMaker 0]

probably a typo... they missed the "f" in "art"
BTW, didnt it say... to cash the prize, pull the finger??

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White cute poodle puppy found. Approximately six months of age. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly.
Tasted like chicken

[ToyMaker 0]

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And I know someone that says Poo

like in Winky Winky Bum Bum Poooo????

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White cute poodle puppy found. Approximately six months of age. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly.
Tasted like chicken

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And I know someone that says Poo

like in Winky Winky Bum Bum Poooo????

Dammit! I hadn't had that song stuck in my head for days!

Matt