She had wooden legs...

[BillyVance 34]

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Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner. That's the funniest line I've read in awhile.

Agreed!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[gonzalesna 0]

does he win a car?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[2fat2fly 0]

Yeah, a real cherry ride with a candy apple paint job. That would be fir-out

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[gonzalesna 0]

I was thinking maybe it'd be one of THESE

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Lindercles 0]

It looks like her aspen around the block a few times. I'd stay away from her buckeye, but I'd probably still chestnut her.

Oh man, I really pine for the days before puns were cool.

[airtwardo 6]

OAKy thats enough, I can BERRY take the puns anymore.

WOODn't you rather STICK to what yer good at and LEAF it all alone?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[turtlespeed 212]

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I was going through some of my very old photos and found one I wanted to share with you. This is a girl I knew back in my early college days - she was game for just about anything. There was one problem, she had wooden legs.


It's safe for work! sheesh!

Is it wron gthat that just gave me a little wood?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[GravityJunky 0]

Yea, yea yea OKAY, there was that one night during spring break... but none of those toothpicks are MINE!

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*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
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[fergs 0]

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Yeah, a real cherry ride with a candy apple paint job. That would be fir-out

Huh, was I supposed to twig to something? Or are your puns branching out too far - proving you have deep rooted problems? Perhaps I'm simply barking up the wrong tree. No matter, it appears you've won, so best you take a bough.

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[Broke 0]

was she the spawn of the child concieved from the tree raping the woman in the evil dead movie?

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