turtlespeed 212 #1 March 22, 2007 Satire! Ok..i'm really perturbed. I'm one of the few people that grew up without an acne problem. I still get it every now and then..but its never than like 6 or 7 a year. What really annoys me is i ONLY get them around my mushroom stamp area...when i do get them...and it blows because they take forever to get to the point that they can be popped..and the time before that point it hurts. I have one right under my right cheek...and i want to pop it so bad..but its not ready. I tried and i just ended up making my right nut swell....damn hemmoroids! I should be happy i get to pop them...but they still suck when i do...damn it! Anyone else have the same problem i have?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #2 March 22, 2007 Are you sure it's a pimple?*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 March 22, 2007 QuoteAre you sure it's a pimple? It - DOES - have glasses on.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #4 March 22, 2007 Quotearound my mushroom stamp area... now i'm really confused. i though a mushroom stamp is when you slap somebody in the face with your turgid member so as to leave a welt in the shape of a mushroom. are you saying that you break out whenever you get whacked in the face with a dick? please clarify. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 March 22, 2007 QuoteQuotearound my mushroom stamp area... now i'm really confused. i though a mushroom stamp is when you slap somebody in the face with your turgid member so as to leave a welt in the shape of a mushroom. are you saying that you break out whenever you get whacked in the face with a dick? please clarify. Look underneath a mushroom . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #6 March 22, 2007 Well, before Walt chimes in: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TuyT_74EiWo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 March 22, 2007 Kinda looks like Walt back in the day..... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #8 March 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteAre you sure it's a pimple? It - DOES - have glasses on. Well then...as long as the glasses are in...it's all good!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 March 22, 2007 Quote Well, before Walt chimes in: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TuyT_74EiWo Zits *must* be popped!!!! Blackheads *must* be squeezed!!!! Boils *must* be lanced and drained!!!!! Fortnately there is a community of people who understand these basic facts of life. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 March 22, 2007 QuoteKinda looks like Walt back in the day..... Bobbi Wiseass!!! Yeah, you're right, but that's a wiseass thing to point out. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 March 22, 2007 Yay, you posted the link to my fave website. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 March 22, 2007 QuoteYay, you posted the link to my fave website. Zits rock! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 March 22, 2007 QuoteZits rock Yeah i know. I had a zit forming the past few days that never had a head so i kept fuckin with it and now i have a huge scab on my chin from picking at the skin. Worst part is i never did get anything fun out of it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 March 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteZits rock Yeah i know. I had a zit forming the past few days that never had a head so i kept fuckin with it and now i have a huge scab on my chin from picking at the skin. Worst part is i never did get anything fun out of it. Damn - you played with it and nothing happened?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 March 23, 2007 Maybe she is losing her touch..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 March 23, 2007 QuoteMaybe she is losing her touch..... I'm out of practice. Damn, wonder where i can find me a little hottie to play with... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #17 March 23, 2007 Quote Are you sure it's a pimple? It - DOES - have glasses on. It's stitch wearing shades!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #18 March 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteMaybe she is losing her touch..... I'm out of practice. Damn, wonder where i can find me a little hottie to play with... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 March 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteMaybe she is losing her touch..... I'm out of practice. Damn, wonder where i can find me a little hottie to play with... BEEFCAKE BEEFCAKE!!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #20 March 23, 2007 Turtle...I hope that you will be at prairie this year so that I can examine you and give you a professional opinion about your problem. In the mean time...get some good anti-bacterial soap and quit picking!DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #21 March 23, 2007 QuoteTurtle...I hope that you will be at prairie this year so that I can examine you and give you a professional opinion about your problem. In the mean time...get some good anti-bacterial soap and quit picking! I just happen to have the right clothes for that too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dontiego 0 #22 March 23, 2007 Can you post a picture? hmmm. No, forget it. Sometimes hair grow underneath the skin... and it feels like a pimp, but you can't press it out. Maybe it's your case?"We call on the common man to rise up in revolt against this evil of typographical ignorance." http://bancomicsans.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 March 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteZits rock Yeah i know. I had a zit forming the past few days that never had a head so i kept fuckin with it and now i have a huge scab on my chin from picking at the skin. Worst part is i never did get anything fun out of it. I still remember the time I had a huge bump on my chin, some 15 years ago. I kept trying to squeeze it to the point my eyes watered from the pain, but nothing would come out, even though I could see one pore was bigger than the rest. So I got a needle, heated the end with a lighter, stuck it in that pore, ouch! Then I squeezed, and an explosion of puss came flying out all over the dang mirror! I was awed at the spray factor! There was still a little bit of a bump left, so I squeezed again, and forced another gob of puss that hung on the skin outside the pore. Wiped it off, then some hydrogen peroxide to sterilize the area, and it was as if I'd never had a zit 2 days later."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
