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Here it is folks!!!!



Keith Richards Admits, 'I Snorted My Father'
AP
LONDON (April 3) - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.


'My Dad Wouldn't Have Cared'

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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[MLKSKY 0]

As sick as that is, I find it just as funny.

[PsychoBob 0]

Keith Richards for President 2008!

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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Keith Richards for President 2008!

YUP

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[pinkfairy 0]

I thought you were gonna say "wear an AAD".



I just say it like our friend Bill Hicks, about the members of the Rolling Stones, in this case about Mick Jagger, but I guess it applies equally to Keith:

"He went over the edge and found a ledge".

He's gone so far that he's gone through to the other side of crazy/unhealthy etc.

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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***Cartman mixed Kenny's ashes with milk and drank it like a milkshake

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"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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