sharimcm 0 #1 April 25, 2007 Behind every great man is an even better woman. Happy Administrative Professional's Day to all of us paper pushers out there! I may be an administrative assistant, but I am certainly not professional! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 April 25, 2007 Woohoo! Somebody buy me a present! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #3 April 25, 2007 Quote Woohoo! Somebody buy me a present! You actually have to have a job to be celebratedSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 April 25, 2007 Listen, SimplyputS.I., I'm 'onna come to where you are and kick yo' ass. This is the most special of all special days, and I shan't let you rain on my parade. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #5 April 25, 2007 Quote Listen, SimplyputS.I., I'm 'onna come to where you are and kick yo' ass. This is the most special of all special days, and I shan't let you rain on my parade. I'm shaking in my comfy chair. From laughter!!! hahahaha Are you gonna get a pony today then too?? I mean what are you gonna ride in the parade?Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #6 April 25, 2007 Administraive Professional == Secretary. Much like National Sanitation Specialists Day celebrates garbagemen. PC bullshit pisses me off. And congratulations on setting women back again by noting that the great men are in charge, with the little woman working diligently in the background. I'll happily do the gladhanding and take the bigger paycheck. Here's a cold beer to being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #7 April 25, 2007 Fetch me some coffee and a sammich. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 April 25, 2007 I'm just celebrating, because with any luck, this'll be the last (and only 2nd) time I qualify. I'm WAY too disorganized to be responsible for this crap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #9 April 25, 2007 Quote Fetch me some coffee and a sammich. I'll tell you the same thing I told my boss the first day I started working here... "Fuck you. Get your own fucking coffee. You hired an administrative assistant, not a personal assistant. The next time you put an ad in the paper, and bring someone in for an interview, make sure to tell them what you're really hiring for." And, his response was, "OK... I can get my own coffee." Fuck is my favorite word in this office. And no, I didn't know him before I started working here. I met him for two interviews before he hired me. Thank gawd I work in construction!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 April 25, 2007 Your loss. So much for that $2hr. raise. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #11 April 25, 2007 Quote Fetch me some coffee and a sammich. and a BJ after work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #12 April 25, 2007 Quote Your loss. So much for that $2hr. raise. Actually, I got that $2/hr raise less than two months after I started. Then, I got the $1/hr raise a few months later. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 April 25, 2007 So you work for Turtle? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #14 April 25, 2007 QuoteSo you work for Turtle? He wishes... Actually, I work for an electrical contractors office. I babysit 50-75 electricians everyday. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #15 April 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo you work for Turtle? He wishes... Actually, I work for an electrical contractors office. I babysit 50-75 electricians everyday. You do electric 8 ways all day then??Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 April 25, 2007 Quote I babysit 50-75 electricians everyday. So you're really an adult caregiver. Is changing Depends on a man a hard job??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #17 April 25, 2007 Quote Behind every great man is an even better woman. Happy Administrative Professional's Day to all of us paper pushers out there! I may be an administrative assistant, but I am certainly not professional! Mine's a guy...and this just reminded me that I was supposed to be at lunch with him 11 minutes ago! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #18 April 25, 2007 I'll toast to that! :)I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyhawke 0 #19 April 25, 2007 HAPPY ADMINISTRATIVE PROFESSIONAL'S DAY! I GOT FLOWERS, BALLOONS & LUNCH! I LOVE MY JOB! :)"It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities." - A. Dumbledore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #20 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote Fetch me some coffee and a sammich. I'll tell you the same thing I told my boss the first day I started working here... "Fuck you. Get your own fucking coffee. You hired an administrative assistant, not a personal assistant. The next time you put an ad in the paper, and bring someone in for an interview, make sure to tell them what you're really hiring for." And, his response was, "OK... I can get my own coffee." Fuck is my favorite word in this office. And no, I didn't know him before I started working here. I met him for two interviews before he hired me. Thank gawd I work in construction!! I think we were spawn from the same creature... Fuck is my favorite word to yell out at work. I know Im a pottu mouth and I dont care. I did get flowers though.Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #21 April 25, 2007 Someone explain to me why they're "Administrative Assistants" now and no long "Secretaries"it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #22 April 25, 2007 Well, the Regional President told us today he was going to take all the "girls" in the office to lunch on Friday. Well, fuck me running, I can't go. I had previous plans to pick up my cousin from the airport, so thanks to him, I don't get free lunch. Oh well. I guess there's always next year... I got a poinsetta for Christmas for the company President, but nothing today. Bastards! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
