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She's short too. Kirsten is nowhere near as short as Kel.



mmmnnn mmmmmnn mmmmnnnh! That Kirsten is one tall glass of water! And daddy's thirsty right now. :o


Hey, remember how you used to drink from the garden hose when you were a kid:P?
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I forgot, who's keeping the list of gay shit SuperKat says?



better be careful...skymama her hotness is my friend and she'll kick yer butt! :D


fixed it:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Hmmm. You are sexually frustrated and you are married.

In other news of the redundant, a flying airplane was spotted out of my window three minutes ago...



I just have to laugh at that one... :D:D

For so many, it is sooo true! :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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Whaddya expect me to do, ask them to shave it on the spot?


Shaving it for her (after all, you can see it!!!) can be an intensely erotic experience (as long as you don't nick her)...

:$

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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Whaddya expect me to do, ask them to shave it on the spot?


Shaving it for her (after all, you can see it!!!) can be an intensely erotic experience (as long as you don't nick her)...

:$

Ciels-
Michele


This is true! The girl knows what she is saying ;)
Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

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and my hubby wont be home til Monday....

....thats all.....[:/]:|



Obviously you're just an amateur when it comes to going without sex. Some of us are pros [:/]
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Shaving it for her (after all, you can see it!!!) can be an intensely erotic experience (as long as you don't nick her)...



Girlfriend, talking this way to a guy that hasn't had it in 2 months is not a good idea. I just spuged on my keyboard! Thanks a lot! >:(

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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Whaddya expect me to do, ask them to shave it on the spot?


Shaving it for her (after all, you can see it!!!) can be an intensely erotic experience (as long as you don't nick her)...

:$

Ciels-
Michele


its a learnt skill, and Im damn good at it. Gives ya a chance to "play" before the play! :)
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Shaving it for her (after all, you can see it!!!) can be an intensely erotic experience (as long as you don't nick her)...



Girlfriend, talking this way to a guy that hasn't had it in 2 months is not a good idea. I just spuged on my keyboard! Thanks a lot! >:(


somehow I don't think the 2 months is the issue... sounds like maybe you're just the overly excited type.

Hell, it's been over a year for me. Doesn't mean I make a mess every time I walk into a boobie bar:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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somehow I don't think the 2 months is the issue... sounds like maybe you're just the overly excited type.

Hell, it's been over a year for me. Doesn't mean I make a mess every time I walk into a boobie bar



How do I know that's not true?

Dude, I'm so backed up right now. If I were to walk into a boobie bar, everyone's getting sprayed so severely that they'll run out vomiting spuge.

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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Gonzalesna - 1
The Shim - 0



tsk tsk tsk someone's gonna see this and you'll be scolded at.

Gonzalez doesn't need a cheering section.

Shouldn't you be busy setting me up with Kristen? Sheesh man. Do you need me to spell it out for you? Draw a picture maybe?

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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somehow I don't think the 2 months is the issue... sounds like maybe you're just the overly excited type.

Hell, it's been over a year for me. Doesn't mean I make a mess every time I walk into a boobie bar



How do I know that's not true?

Dude, I'm so backed up right now. If I were to walk into a boobie bar, everyone's getting sprayed so severely that they'll run out vomiting spuge.


I should pay your plane fare to get you on the next Pink Pony outing...:ph34r::D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Dude, you need some PT...



What I need is someone ready, willing, able and pre-lubed. You know anyone personally in the immediate area of NYC?
Try Hunt's Point tonight. :D:DB|
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
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Dude, you need some PT...



What I need is someone ready, willing, able and pre-lubed. You know anyone personally in the immediate area of NYC?


If they're pre-lubed, you better make sure you wear a rubber...

It'll probably feel like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway too...:D

But no... I don't.:|
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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If they're pre-lubed, you better make sure you wear a rubber...



You're right bro. It's possible that prelube could be pus and what not. Yuck!

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It'll probably feel like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway too...



Nothing that a few fists or feet can't handle. :o:S

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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