Should I start doing cocaine?

[unformed 0]

So I've trying to lose lots of weight and I've been trying all kinds of things. I tried this magazine get thin quick diets and it didn't work. I tried these hypnotherapy sessions and they just made me tired. I tried listening to Tony Robbins and what not and I was all about it losing weight, but it just won't come off.

Then I look at all these actors and actresses and it seems like they stay thin even when they're drinking lots and eating horribly by doing lots of lots of cocaine. I could do 20 lines in a night if that meant I could look like Lindsey Lohan. That seems pretty easy.

What re the negatives though? Are there really any? Or is it some big conspiracy by the government? I mean if all these successful people do cocaine, it can't be that bad? Can it?

Anybody know any dealers that would be willing to mail me a trial package? I'd really like to try this out and see how it works.

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[skinnyshrek 0]

mmm trial packages. good thing with cocaine is you have lots of friends until the bag wears out. I would go with a tummy tuck it works out way cheaper on the long run

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[virgin-burner 1]

well, if you'd found the guy, tell him to mail me some trial packages.. tell him, fedex does kilos too!!!

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[Lindsey 0]

I could do 20 lines in a night if that meant I could look like Lindsey Lohan. That seems pretty easy.

Crack's cheaper.

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[DougH 270]

It is, plus you lose all that teeth weight.

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