eeneR 1 #1 June 22, 2007 So this morning as normal dogs wake me up way the hell earlier then I want to be up to go out. I take them out, do some stuff around the house and crawl back into bed. Well something starts bumping my bed. I look to one side, no dog there, check other side, nope no dog there, finally check the foot of the bed. Still nothing. WTF? I look under the bed and there I find my foster puppy who proceeds to lick the living hell out of my face while i am hanging upside down from the bed she had combat crawled all the way across under the bed. Now mind you she stands about 15" at the withers (shoulders) and the bed is maybe 6" of the floor. That was a tight crawl!!! Course there I am sliding out of the bed onto my head while being attacked my monster puppy...I was laughing so hard I was crying.... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #2 June 22, 2007 Awwwww! What a sweetie! Any chance this little foster pup could become a permanent family member?TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 June 22, 2007 Puppy kiss attack!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 June 22, 2007 I dunno. Seems like there are two kinds of people in the world--those who think getting their face licked by a dog is a wonderful thing and those who can't get past the thought that dogs lick their asses and genitals. I can't get past thinking about where that tongue has been. Yuk! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #5 June 22, 2007 Somehow, I'm kinda surprised that would bother *you*. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #6 June 22, 2007 Quote Awwwww! What a sweetie! Any chance this little foster pup could become a permanent family member? I thought long and hard about it as she is a sweet dog. But my situation is really not all that good for a long term puppy. I had offered to help breed rescue out, they had 4 dogs in shelters on deathrow and needed foster homes ASAP. Between me working 2nd shift which sucks for a puppy. When Icome home she needs to be quiet cause it is already 11pm. Then add she is bugging the hell out of my two, which is normal but she isn't backing down and that is not good at all. My guys are NOT HAPPY. I have had her almost a month, the husky has pinned her down several times as did I. She doesn't know when to quit. Then add I just dont have the extra finances if something happens to have 3 dogs in the house. But I did my good in saving her life, now I am helping find her a forever home She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #7 June 22, 2007 It needs to be good for all of you. I hope she finds a wonderful forever-home soon! She sounds like a sweetie, if a bit of a handful. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #8 June 22, 2007 Quote I dunno. Seems like there are two kinds of people in the world--those who think getting their face licked by a dog is a wonderful thing and those who can't get past the thought that dogs lick their asses and genitals. I can't get past thinking about where that tongue has been. Yuk! Walt Actually a dogs mouth is cleaner then a human...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 June 22, 2007 Quote Actually a dogs mouth is cleaner then a human... I've heard that, but as far as I know, most people don't lick their asses and most guys don't lick their balls. We probably would if we could, but most of us can't. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 June 22, 2007 Still cleaner DESPITE all that...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #11 June 22, 2007 I love that "stealth crawl" dogs do! I knew a guy who had a Rottie that did that- it was hilarious! My cat Roger (the farter) does it too! Especially when we try to keep him from bugging one of the other 2! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #12 June 23, 2007 Quote Quote Actually a dogs mouth is cleaner then a human... I've heard that, but as far as I know, most people don't lick their asses and most guys don't lick their balls. We probably would if we could, but most of us can't. Walt A Dogs mouth also naturally produces penacilen, which is why its mouth is cleaner than that of any person.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 June 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Actually a dogs mouth is cleaner then a human... I've heard that, but as far as I know, most people don't lick their asses and most guys don't lick their balls. We probably would if we could, but most of us can't. Walt A Dogs mouth also naturally produces penacilen, which is why its mouth is cleaner than that of any person. I don't know of any dogs that have mold growing in their mouths, sorry.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #14 June 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Actually a dogs mouth is cleaner then a human... I've heard that, but as far as I know, most people don't lick their asses and most guys don't lick their balls. We probably would if we could, but most of us can't. Walt A Dogs mouth also naturally produces penacilen, which is why its mouth is cleaner than that of any person. I don't know of any dogs that have mold growing in their mouths, sorry. Not to mention I am highly allergic to Penicillin, and seeing I am not dead on the floor...and have had one of my dogs who is a licker for YEARS....um doubt that. Edited to add, however if you get bit by a dog, that is what they will give you She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLKSKY 0 #15 June 23, 2007 I had one in my bed but he is gone now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #16 June 23, 2007 I became a foster-doggie-mom because of your dog getting his B license!...I'll post pics of Mullie (Mulligan) and Niles soon! I have 'monsters' all over the place..in the bed, in the bathroom, waiting for me at the door...LOVE it. Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #17 June 23, 2007 Quote I look under the bed and there I find my foster puppy who proceeds to lick the living hell out of my face while i am hanging upside down from the bed Are you sure that wasn't turtlespeed?You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #18 June 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Actually a dogs mouth is cleaner then a human... I've heard that, but as far as I know, most people don't lick their asses and most guys don't lick their balls. We probably would if we could, but most of us can't. Walt A Dogs mouth also naturally produces penacilen, which is why its mouth is cleaner than that of any person. I don't know of any dogs that have mold growing in their mouths, sorry. I very well could have wrong information; I'm not beyond error. However, I've heard this over and over from multiple sources throughout the years. I do know from personal experience that cuts heal faster if licked by a dog. therefore they must have something that's anti-bacterial producing in thier mouths.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 June 23, 2007 QuoteDog saliva was once believed to be antiseptic, and some people still believe it has healing properties. Though it can kill some bacteria, dog saliva contains its own exotic bacteria that can cause serious infections, especially in people whose immune systems are weak. So, it's a mixed bag in that regard...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
