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No...it's to circumvent that HEADACHE excuse YOU always get



My problem is that I'm gone so much that one headache can ruin a couple of months-Hell, this is the only pussy I've seen in 10 days


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"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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No...it's to circumvent that HEADACHE excuse YOU always get



My problem is that I'm gone so much that one headache can ruin a couple of months-Hell, this is the only pussy I've seen in 10 days



Only 'cause ya never met MARLA! ;)










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You both look like the doc didn't know whether to slap you on the ass or whether to smack your mother for reproducing:ph34r::P

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Don't you have a kid? EIther you know what a penis is or you and Mary have something in common.



Artificial insemenation... DUH!! :o:D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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