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Those jokes make absolutely no sense at all... :S sorry



Dammit!! Hit "quote" so the rest of us can see the non-humor!!! Geezz :S
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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A guy is in freefall ,pulls his PC nothing happens. He pulls his reverve handle nothing happens.
He yells GOD save Me nothing happens
He yells Allah save me nothing happens
He yells Buddah save me and a hand appears out of the cloud and catches him
He yells Thank God for Buddah the hand rolls over and slam dunks him to the ground

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A military jumper is ordered by his superior's to deliver a message; the jumper is told "you are to perform a parachute jump, and when you land you'll find a bike under such and such a tree by the trail"

He jumps, pulls his PC; nothing happens...."damn it!"

Pulls his reserve handle...nothing happens....."aaaw shit, now if that bike isn't there I'm really fucked!"
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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what's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?????



a golfer goes " WHACK!!!!!! Ahhhhhhh shit"
a skydiver goes " Ahhhhhh shit WHACK!!!!!"



A good 4way team "ahhhh shit WHACK....WACK"

A bad 4way team "ahhhh shit WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK... WHACK"

And a very good 4way team "ahhhh shit WHACK 3-C-F WHACK.... WHACK"
Remster

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