ACMESkydiver 0 #1 January 5, 2004 My trash-talking vocabulary has suddenly taken a dive, and I find that I am fresh out of interesting ways to alert people to their own stupidity...always in a kind and gentle way, though... -So what's your best insult? I like 'Oxygen thief' and 'Waste of Space', though I have been known to throw those two together on occasion. ...and we already know Sunshine's typical 'fucker'...so come on...give it to me! Come on, ya pansies!!! Whatcha got???~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 January 5, 2004 Oh where is Jessica when you really need her. . . She has such eloquent ways of demeaning you. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #3 January 5, 2004 How about "in-bred, booger-eating mouth-breather?" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DALAILAMA 0 #4 January 5, 2004 How about "Aw look it's the mayor of idiotville" Eloquent but affective."Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #5 January 5, 2004 "You don't know the difference between shit and a good grade of peanut butter." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #6 January 5, 2004 I've always been a bit fond of "stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #7 January 5, 2004 "Trash-burpin' gutter-rat"? It's a modified version of a much more vile insult. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 January 5, 2004 One of my all time faves is "Suck Shit" ... add your own comments here just think about what your telling the other person to do.. Then if you want to get really nasty.. Call someone a "Festering vaginal cyst" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 January 5, 2004 QuoteHow about "in-bred, booger-eating mouth-breather?" You know what I thought when I read this? "How else would you breathe than through your mouth?" I think lack of sleep and a little bit of personal anguish are making me insane. My personal favorite terms are "jackhole" and "dildo". Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DALAILAMA 0 #10 January 5, 2004 More quick whitted terms which I am particularly fond of ... Directed at a female.....VAGITARIAN Directed at male...........NANCY or SHIT STABBER Non gender speciffic......Fuck monkey or TOOL"Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #11 January 5, 2004 some where out there a village is looking for their idiot.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #12 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteHow about "in-bred, booger-eating mouth-breather?" You know what I thought when I read this? "How else would you breathe than through your mouth?" I think lack of sleep and a little bit of personal anguish are making me insane. I KNOW you've seen those folks who run insect hotels with their traps wide open all day every day. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #13 January 5, 2004 The Classic: "You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with a hole in the toe, and directions on both sides." The Nonsensical: "On the night you were conceived...I'm thinking your mother took it in the ass that evening!? FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 January 5, 2004 I once worked on a construction job with 300 guys and 4 girls. It seemed like the girls would develop an emotional callous from dealing with these guys all day, every day. One of the girls chewed tobacco. Very attractive habit, trust me. A guy made some remark to her that she didn't like. She turned around and spit and then yelled "I hope your asshole grows together." I kept thinking of the impact of that. As a visual, it was gruesome. Talk about a quiet crowd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 January 5, 2004 Oh, you do, do you? Is that because I live in GA? Are you calling me a hick? Are you saying I'm an uneducated, backwoods, inbreeding, toothless, grandma at age 24 hillbilly? Geez, that was harsh. We iz edu-mak8d heer in Jorja. Are ESS-AY-TEE skors our gud. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #16 January 5, 2004 "I'd slap'ya but shit splatters." "I would'nt piss in your ass if your guts were on fire." Leaving the waitstaff at restaurant a penny (.01) for a tip. ( Has to be really bad service.) ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wintermute 0 #17 January 5, 2004 How 'bout "...ya corn-fed huckleberry mother-fucker"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #18 January 5, 2004 QuoteOh, you do, do you? Is that because I live in GA? Are you calling me a hick? Are you saying I'm an uneducated, backwoods, inbreeding, toothless, grandma at age 24 hillbilly? Geez, that was harsh. We iz edu-mak8d heer in Jorja. Are ESS-AY-TEE skors our gud. Kelly Uh, actually I was making the assumption that you were on a level beyond the type you just described. Like the Observation level. But you know, go with what works best. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #19 January 5, 2004 Quote Are ESS-AY-TEE skors our gud. What in the hell does that say????? Wait a second....I got it now. You would think I would know Gawgian speak by now. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 January 5, 2004 The great thing about a Southern drawl is that by the time they say no, it's too late. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #21 January 5, 2004 "Nobody likes you". This one always makes the room uncomfortably silent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 January 5, 2004 QuoteUh, actually I was making the assumption that you were on a level beyond the type you just described. Like the Observation level. But you know, go with what works best. ROFLMAO! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #23 January 5, 2004 our SAT scores are good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdweller 0 #24 January 5, 2004 how about " Is there anything you want me to tell your bitch mother while I fuck her in the ass, you stupid fuck nut"------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 January 5, 2004 Quote"Nobody likes you". This one always makes the room uncomfortably silent. "You have to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
