yardhippie 0 #1 September 6, 2007 So, in my quest for relaxing the knives in my neck and back, I been spending a bit of time in the hotel "spa". It reaks of chlorine, this makes me slightly comfortable. Lord knows in my travels there has been some sketchy hot tubs. If there is a hot tub to funky, how do you rate it "too funky"?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 September 6, 2007 Although I hate what the chlorine does to my skin, I figure that actually makes it LESS funky."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 September 6, 2007 Quote If there is a hot tub to funky, how do you rate it "too funky"? When there's 'floaties'....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 September 6, 2007 Quote Although I hate what the chlorine does to my skin, I figure that actually makes it LESS funky. While I agree that too much chlorine dries my skin out, Im happy that it does. This ensures that Im not gonna have the staph infection later. A poorly maintaned hot tub is a cesspool of infection. Dont think so? You's a fool. know what you puttin your skin in. Or pay the itchy, bumpy consequences!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 September 6, 2007 Quote Quote If there is a hot tub to funky, how do you rate it "too funky"? When there's 'floaties'.... I believe the "group" is gonna need a definition of 'floaties'! Pray-tell, what is 'floaties'?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 September 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote If there is a hot tub to funky, how do you rate it "too funky"? When there's 'floaties'.... I believe the "group" is gonna need a definition of 'floaties'! Pray-tell, what is 'floaties'? That little bit of "foam" floating around...but it AIN'T soap... (ifyouknowhatImeanandIthinkyoudo)Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 September 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote If there is a hot tub to funky, how do you rate it "too funky"? When there's 'floaties'.... I believe the "group" is gonna need a definition of 'floaties'! Pray-tell, what is 'floaties'? That little bit of "foam" floating around...but it AIN'T soap... (ifyouknowhatImeanandIthinkyoudo) While you CAN be right, sometimes too much chlorine or bromine can make 'floaties' too. I'd be more worries about the 'gooey' floaties, not the 'foamy' floaties. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morrison79 0 #8 September 6, 2007 If this evers happens you know its time to get out of the hot tub http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/6394/[url] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #9 September 6, 2007 A couple years back, I visited the Bahamas... relaxing in the hot tub. Then another couple came in Then started kissing Then started doing A LOT more I decided to give them some privacy before the water got too funky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #10 September 6, 2007 I thought that I'd already told you-stick with the spas with the oriental sounding names. There's nothing like a backrub and a good ass-loofaing to get you back on your feet I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #11 September 6, 2007 A while back I was in Costa Rica with some friends, we were staying in this pretty nice hotel, and they have this nice hot tub on the roof, open air with rocks set around it. So we get in and it didn't seem funky at all, nice and hot. Only when I get back to ATL does Jello J tell me that roof top hot tub is a well known spot where people get it on with prostitutes. He then says, "Wait...you didn't actually get IN that hot tub did you?!?!?!" I generally avoid hotel/public hot tubs these days. I'd prefer a nice hot bubble bath in my own CLEAN bathtub. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #12 September 6, 2007 Quote Or hanging out in my mom's hot tub. well i can ruin that for you. She isn't just hanging out in there ya know. And now you'll never get in there again. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #13 September 6, 2007 QuoteJello J tell me that roof top hot tub is a well known spot where people get it on with prostitutes. Is anyone else as surprised as I am that he knew that?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #14 September 6, 2007 QuoteSo, in my quest for relaxing the knives in my neck and back, I been spending a bit of time in the hotel "spa". It reaks of chlorine, this makes me slightly comfortable. Lord knows in my travels there has been some sketchy hot tubs. If there is a hot tub to funky, how do you rate it "too funky"? "That thing is like a dick cappuccino. I'm not getting in there without a condom on and a cork up my ass." --Robert SchimmelI don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #15 September 6, 2007 I sell spas for a living. I myself will never sit my ass in a public hot tub. Ever. Take a good hot bath for those aches and pains if you're at a motel. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites