Andy_Copland 0 #1 September 15, 2007 I was booking a flight to Florida while taking a crap.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #2 September 15, 2007 Hey, Costanza, you've gotta pay for that...it's tainted. What does the writing say on your back? If you live in Arizona, you could send that picture to www.dirtyscottsdale.com Nik would have a field day with it.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 September 15, 2007 Funny story about the back, i got drunk, fell asleep and woke up drunk wanting a tattoo. Wrote a paragraph down on a napkin about the whole thought process of a tattoo, others saying its dumb and in the end you just fist your cash over and say "fuck it." Thats it basically 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #4 September 15, 2007 I have no tattoos. I almost got one on one fateful day in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, in college in the 90's. That was one of the many "H2" days (yeah, GM stole the name from us later on). Heather Van Zuidam and Heather Van Schulte. Naples, Florida socialites. Bitches. Goddesses. No, Bitches "in the good way." No, Definitely Goddesses, and that's my final answer. Natural Blondes. Ruby Tuesday's. Bloody Marys. Barney? "Hey, Zippy, we have an idea!" Oy Vey. Barney the Dinosaur molested on the side of the Boulevard. Burmese Python. Tattoo Parlor. "Property of Heathers" "Sorry, kids. Can't do it. Intoxicated. It's the law." What? Sad then. Glad now. Not really. Maybe one day.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #5 September 15, 2007 sorry nobby that photo is staged. your knees aren't far enough apart. Saving and posting on gay website. Thanks, i will just tell them to contact you at the farm.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #6 September 15, 2007 Put it on craigslist, that way it will be copied and reposted under personal ads the world over! ...so I've been told.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #7 September 15, 2007 whats a bloody craiglisthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #8 September 15, 2007 Why you gotta cuss me? www.craigslist.com It's for people who think eBay is too sophisticated.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 September 15, 2007 QuoteWhy you gotta cuss me? www.craigslist.com It's for people who think eBay is too sophisticated. bloody isnt cursing and its not directed at anyone its just a figure of speech..Like saying Andy looks like a bloody pikey sat on that shitter damn,. its a porno website.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #10 September 15, 2007 thats hot....roflmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #11 September 15, 2007 I was just kissing about the cudding...err..kidding about the cussing. You know we Yanks, tho thenthetive. Thufferin' thuccotash.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 September 15, 2007 This is my gay website pose, notice the "im relaxed and dont care who knows" attitude. Got your message earlier on the voice mail and tried to call you back. Addie is severely angry at me for letting you call her a whuffo so i laughed at her and told her to shut the fuck up.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 September 15, 2007 Why is she angry at you Like you knew i wasn't going to call her a whuffo. That's whuffos for ya http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #14 September 15, 2007 Leave a whuffo song next time And for a good giggle about what i done today... went to a fucking flea market. Im not kidding i saw some really retarded fucked up people walking around. Then some redneck chick jump in a car screaming "get out bitch". Was amazing. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #15 September 15, 2007 Well, you just didn't stick around long enough to see what I did to HER! Who does she think she is?!Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #16 September 16, 2007 QuoteThis is my gay website pose, notice the "im relaxed and dont care who knows" attitude. Here in the states, "gay" and "scat fetish" are two different things - though not everyone on the Right will see it that way. IMHO, nothing is sexy about #2 - butt, it's necessary.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #17 September 16, 2007 Besides, everyone can tell from your colorless bathroom accessories, your unimaginative shower curtain, and your disorganized product basket, that you are obviously (tragically) hetero. Kudos to you, though, for having your toilet paper roll on the "right" way.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #18 September 16, 2007 QuoteBesides, everyone can tell from your colorless bathroom accessories, your unimaginative shower curtain, and your disorganized product basket, that you are obviously (tragically) hetero. Kudos to you, though, for having your toilet paper roll on the "right" way. Only gays know what is the right way for toilet paper man u americans...I am just happy to use toilet paper instead of my fingerhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #19 September 16, 2007 Is that how you tell? With the over-the-top t-p roll? And all this time I thought it was the track lighting, mineral water, and "Property of the Farm" ass tattoos! I need to get out more!Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 September 16, 2007 Quote I was booking a flight to Florida while taking a crap. Fuck the laptop!!! Let's see you do that with a blackberry!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #21 September 16, 2007 .Let's see you do that with a blackberry!!! Billy, would that be the same Blackberry you placed on the table at lunch today?!?!Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 September 16, 2007 Quote . Let's see you do that with a blackberry!!! Billy, would that be the same Blackberry you placed on the table at lunch today?!?!Yup... I've browsed DZ.com while on the shitter too. What else am I supposed to do??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #23 September 16, 2007 Light a match, and read a magazine.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 September 16, 2007 You missed all the good food at my house during the game! Oh well, leftovers tomorrow for NASCAR!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #25 September 16, 2007 you deaf redneckhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
