cocheese 0 #1 October 11, 2007 Hi I'm looking for a woman that can pack parachutes. Rigging skills a plus. Must know how to cook and give massages. Aircraft owners get first priority. Please send pic of rig and plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 October 11, 2007 I already have energetic Cabana Boys... young too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #3 October 11, 2007 What's in it for her?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 October 11, 2007 Quote Me See I knew that was coming... I was thinking under qualified Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #6 October 11, 2007 You left out a few important qualifications: Young, self-supporting with disposable income, and clean shaven...What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 October 11, 2007 No, she can be old, dependent, in debt, and hairy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #8 October 11, 2007 Boy... your standards are slipping, BIGTIME! I'll ask my grandmother if she's interested. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 October 11, 2007 Can she pack, make a sammich, and walk on my back? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #10 October 11, 2007 You can teach her to pack... she can even make the bread for your sammich... and she'd be happy to walk on your back as long as she can use her walker. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 October 11, 2007 Home made bread? Like yours? Can we put pads on her walker? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #12 October 11, 2007 No, not like mine. She makes biscuits. Her specialty is steak, rice and gravy with biscuits for breakfast. And no, we wouldn't want to pad the walker. It would take away the benefits of the deep tissue massage that it would be giving you.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #13 October 11, 2007 Quote Can she pack, make a sammich, and walk on my back? You need Dial a granny lol``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #14 October 11, 2007 Quote No, not like mine. She makes biscuits. Her specialty is steak, rice and gravy with biscuits for breakfast. And no, we wouldn't want to pad the walker. It would take away the benefits of the deep tissue massage that it would be giving you. Silly people. You should know that the walker would straddle cocheese, not be on top of him. Ya'll need a professional consultation from a PT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,406 #15 October 11, 2007 Here is a woman looking for a man: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071010/od_nm/newyork_husband_dc"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
