Unstable 8 #26 October 18, 2007 1. Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either. 2. Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face. 3. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. 4. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. 5. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airathanas 0 #27 October 19, 2007 http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
