livendive 8 #1 November 30, 2007 Fess up folks. It's "let's talk about masturbation" day! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 November 30, 2007 Quote Fess up folks. It's "let's talk about masturbation" day! Blues, Dave uhhh, yeah, 7th grade, sitting in the front row, teacher was hot wearing an above the knee skirt with heels. I don't know how I managed it but nobody noticed. Big table where two students sit at except I was alone at mine. Just had a favorable position in my jeans so very minimal movement was needed. And yes, I had to hold my books in front of me going out in the hall after class. Went straight to the bathroom. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheStepchild 0 #3 November 30, 2007 Sometimes the lectures are a bit too, uh, dry for me... and sometimes I have other distractions. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 November 30, 2007 Quote Sometimes the lectures are a bit too, uh, dry for me... and sometimes I have other distractions. Let me guess, you had your dad's Playboy magazine hidden in your book binder? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheStepchild 0 #5 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote Sometimes the lectures are a bit too, uh, dry for me... and sometimes I have other distractions. Let me guess, you had your dad's Playboy magazine hidden in your book binder? No...but that's not a bad idea!Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccallj 0 #6 November 30, 2007 yes, on a side note i pissed in every sink on campus back in highschool. I went to 2 highschools but i wont tell which one it was.“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #7 November 30, 2007 does it count if you're pierced 'down there' and just wiggle the seam of your jeans around to do the trick while in class? "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #8 November 30, 2007 haven't... yet. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #9 November 30, 2007 For the first 2 years of H.S., I went to an all male Catholic H.S.. I'm pretty sure I never did. Now, my final 2 years of H.S. was co-ed; so there was a better chance I did. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reginald 0 #10 November 30, 2007 Quote I don't know how I managed it but nobody noticed. Bad news they probably did notice and just never told you about it...to your face..."We've been looking for the enemy for some time now. We've finally found him. We're surrounded. That simplifies things." CP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote I don't know how I managed it but nobody noticed. Bad news they probably did notice and just never told you about it...to your face... That's what I thought...I'm guessing that shortly thereafter, he found himself wonding why all his classmates had started calling him "jerk-off". Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I don't know how I managed it but nobody noticed. Bad news they probably did notice and just never told you about it...to your face... That's what I thought...I'm guessing that shortly thereafter, he found himself wonding why all his classmates had started calling him "jerk-off". Good one! Believe me, tauntings were commonplace at this private school. If they had an opportunity, they would pounce on it. I've gotten picked on for a few other things, but never for that. Bunch of elitist pricks. Blues, Dave "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
