futuredivot 0 #1 January 18, 2008 This was on the radio on my way back from lunch.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #2 January 18, 2008 Quote This was on the radio on my way back from lunch. I like it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #3 January 18, 2008 Quote Quote This was on the radio on my way back from lunch. I like it! I can't imagine why...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 January 18, 2008 RULE #1 - No Redheads!! (Of course Rule #1 is my absolute favorite rule to break occasionally.. Just to remind myself why I made that rule to begin with.) Redheads = Trouble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #5 January 18, 2008 QuoteRedheads = Trouble. Even the dyed redheads?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 January 18, 2008 yep. All trouble. (But sometimes getting into trouble can be Soooo Much fun.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #7 January 18, 2008 Quote But sometimes getting into trouble can be Soooo Much fun. Now that sounds more like you! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 January 18, 2008 I have no idea what you are talking about. I avoid trouble at all costs.3 rules to a happy life for all men.. #1) No Redheads (They will rip your heart out and eat it for a snack just for fun.. Evil creatures I tell you!!) #2) No Strippers (Almost as much trouble as Redheads) #3) No Women from Alabama (They make Redheaded Strippers seem almost sane) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 January 18, 2008 When I'm old as twardo, crippled, blind, impotent, and unsure of my own name-I'll remember those rules You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #10 January 18, 2008 So far I only have one rule. No duckfarts... but that is negotiable as long as I'm not the one carrying the bottle around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 January 18, 2008 Quote but that is negotiable as long as I'm not the one carrying the bottle around. Around me, that rule is NOT negotiable!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 January 18, 2008 Quote When I'm old as twardo, crippled, blind, impotent, and unsure of my own name-I'll remember those rules Not a question of when, but rather IF...Yer about 2 cheeseburgers away from a massive coronary, and standing there in line at Burger King! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #13 January 18, 2008 Quote Quote but that is negotiable as long as I'm not the one carrying the bottle around. Around me, that rule is NOT negotiable!! You are not the boss of me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 January 18, 2008 QuoteYou are not the boss of me Dont make me come out there and spank you young lady!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 January 18, 2008 Rules we don't need no stinkin rulesDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #16 January 18, 2008 Quote Yer about 2 cheeseburgers away from a massive coronary, and standing there in line at Burger King! Bull, I'm not standing at Burger King-I'm at the drive-through. Standing in line is too much like exerciseYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #17 January 18, 2008 QuoteQuoteYou are not the boss of me Dont make me come out there and spank you young lady!!I don't know where outfit you bought me is... does that mean I deserve a punishment? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 January 18, 2008 Quote I don't know where outfit you bought me is... does that mean I deserve a punishment? In that case if I come out there, You should not wear ANYTHING at all till that outfit is found! And Yes, Even if you do find it before I get there.. A Spanking is still in order for loosing it in the first place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JesSke 0 #19 January 18, 2008 No Redheads?!? No Strippers?!? Jello Jay... come on!"I hear and forget. I see and remember. I do and understand" --Confucious #1586 Abollada Rodriguez;Team Licious c/o Lauralicious: JesSkeLicious:P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
algboy 0 #20 January 18, 2008 Quote #3) No Women from Alabama (They make Redheaded Strippers seem almost sane) NOW you tell me . . . oh crap . . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #21 January 19, 2008 I think this one qualifies as a Thanatos340 song too! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites