homer 0 #1 January 28, 2008 I got this in an email and thought you all would like it. A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes". The little girl screams to her brother "Don't eat it, it's an asshole..." CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #2 January 28, 2008 It's amazing what parents don't realize their children hear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 January 28, 2008 Quote It's amazing what parents don't realize their children hear. This is why I never say "fuck" around K...I...D...S.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 January 28, 2008 You need to support manhood and say "fuck" around the daughters more often...you'd be building our future happiness. Oh how I miss the Free Love generation. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #5 January 28, 2008 Quote You need to support manhood and say "fuck" around the daughters more often...you'd be building our future happiness. Oh how I miss the Free Love generation. Dream on, Pops.. dream on. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 January 28, 2008 I do! I do! One of these days they'll come true...again. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 January 28, 2008 Quote Quote It's amazing what parents don't realize their children hear. This is why I never say "fuck" around K...I...D...S.... Well that doesn't get you completely off the hook. My brother when he was a kid and hadn't mastered how to say words that started with "TR" so he and mom were in a toy store and he wanted this toy truck, mom said no, so he went into a tantrum screaming "I WANNA FUCK!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 January 28, 2008 Quote so he went into a tantrum screaming "I WANNA FUCK!" Those are the difficult years for men. ...14-64. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 January 30, 2008 On the opening day of deer season, a man and his friend were hunting deer in rural Missouri near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand. The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known." The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #10 January 30, 2008 That SO sounds like my brother. Yesterday was my wife and I sixth month wedding anniversary so I bought her a new fly fishing vest as a gift. She loved it. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
