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RAMBO 4 ROCKS!!!

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What, does Rambo have a wheelchair with a Vulcan gun mounted on it ?



One great thing about this movie is that Hollywood didn’t get their hands on it.

If they had, it would have been rated PG-13, they would have added a side-kick, and all the good guys would have survived at the end.

I refuse to see a PG-13 action flick. I don’t care how good people say it is. I don’t want to see Cloverfield for this reason.

I respect Stallone for delivering a true action flick.

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It's like the 80's all over again.



And that's a good thing?



well, Hollywood left the action movies of the 80s (Rambo, Predator) and gave us a wave where the men were wimps and the women kicked ass. Sometimes nice to watch a movie that doesn't bother worrying about these things and just blows shit up.

But I won't be spending money on Rambo 4 anytime soon. I need something more than "violence with moment of movie" as the Chronicle review wrote.

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***It's like the 80's all over again.



And that's a good thing?



Big hair, dance moves that even a schlub like me can do, movies that are devoid of plot but have gratuitous nudity and violence.......yeah, I could handle that.
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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What, does Rambo have a wheelchair with a Vulcan gun mounted on it ?



No no no.....human growth hormone has taken care of the physical shortcomings
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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What, does Rambo have a wheelchair with a Vulcan gun mounted on it ?



No no no.....human growth hormone has taken care of the physical shortcomings



True!

Sly claims it will be OTC inside of 10 years.
I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

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What, does Rambo have a wheelchair with a Vulcan gun mounted on it ?



No no no.....human growth hormone has taken care of the physical shortcomings



True!

Sly claims it will be OTC inside of 10 years.



Personally I don't see a problem with that presuming medical science has tested for side effects. People in hollywood get surgury all the time, tummy tucks, implants,...etc. Why is growth hormone any different? He is not competing in any athletic competition so there is no ethical question. If it helps him keep his on screen physique then he should go right ahead. Personally I wouldn't but again, that's his choice.
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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I agree. To each his own. Here's the quote.

"Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older," he says. "Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life. Mark my words. In 10 years, it will be over the counter."
I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

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Warning: Spoilers!

Scene 1:

A group of missionaries wants to hire Rambo and his boat to take them up-river.

Missionary: "We want to go up the river to Burma."
Rambo: "Burma's a war zone."
Missionary: "We have medical supplies and we'll change things for the better."
Rambo: "Do you have guns?"
Missionary: "No, of course not!"
Rambo: "Then you're not going to change anything."

Scene 2:

Rambo and the missionaries are pulled over by river pirates. All negotiations with the pirates for passage are fruitless. The pirates want to take the female missionary. Rambo pulls out a handgun and shoots all the pirates dead.

Missionary: "Why did you do that?"
Rambo: "They would have raped her 50 times then cut off all our heads."
Missionary: "There's never a good reason to kill. Never!"

Scene 3:

The murderous genocidal soldiers are killing the missionaries, the villagers, and the mercenaries who went in to rescue them. The missionary from the previous two scenes picks up a rock and bashes in the skull of one of the soldiers.

One more mushy liberal gets educated to reality.

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