waltappel 1 #1 September 21, 2006 clicky edited to add: Here's commentary from the zit-squeezing hottie herself! Quote I know, I know you are all mad because we stopped filming. BUT THE BATTERIES DIED! So, here are the details: I went to massage my friend, JD's bad shoulder ( I am a massage therapist), when I saw what he called his "spider egg bump" (someone had joked that a spider had laid eggs in his shoulder). He has had it since he was 15, now 26. Doctors had tried to drain it, thinking it was full of fluid but couldn't. Obviously, everyone thought it was a cyst. I HOWEVER, saw that it had a blackhead about 2 mm in diameter! I was ecstatic! "OMG, JD, that's not a cyst; it's a giant zit!" I yelled. "Can I squeeze it?" He then gave me the go-ahead and that's when it started. It didn't take much pressure to release the giant blackhead from the top. Immediately the cottage cheese-like substance came squeezing out like it was in a toothpaste bottle. I squeezed it for about 40 minutes and filmed halfway through. It was consistently coming out the way you saw on the video the WHOLE ENTIRE TIME! I went through a whole roll of TP. There was most likely about 1/3 cup (or more) of cheese in it. It was the worst/best smell I have ever smelled it my entire life. You guys know the smell I'm talking about. Oh! and also there was about 20 hairs that came out. It went from about a little bigger than a ping pong ball to quite minimal, however it was swollen from all the squeezing. I am going to go back for another go at it once the bruising is gone down. I did completely empty it but I know there will be more. It really is that kind of zit. I will film it soon and get it back to you guys. AND I am quite disappointed to be called an amatuer! I go to bed every night with a swollen, red face, because of my compulsive squeezing habits. I squeeze everyone's zits without pain because I know the exact angles, the type of pimple it is (bullet, hurty, sprayer, wormy) and the best way to situate my fingers. I am a pro. And I won't let anyone call me otherwise! Soooo, be patient everyone, and it was nice to find this community with so many like-minds! Nuff said... Colleen Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 September 21, 2006 And yet somehow that chick is still hot. Go figure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #3 September 21, 2006 ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 September 21, 2006 QuoteAnd yet somehow that chick is still hot. Go figure. Yep, a zit-squeezing hottie. My kinda woman!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jkm2500 0 #5 September 21, 2006 Dude, that shit is disgusting where is the vomit icon?The primary purpose of the Armed Forces is to prepare for and to prevail in combat should the need arise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #6 September 21, 2006 Do you have a zit fetish? It seems to be a recurring theme.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 September 21, 2006 QuoteDo you have a zit fetish? It seems to be a recurring theme. No, but I thoroughly enjoy the reaction when I post that stuff here! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #8 September 21, 2006 QuoteDo you have a zit fetish? It seems to be a recurring theme. I don't think it's so much a fetish as a need to belong, in the absence of religion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beufus 0 #9 September 21, 2006 I'll see your zit, and raise a maggot Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #10 September 21, 2006 That's fascinating.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #11 September 21, 2006 What is it with women an zits, every girl friend /wife I've had has had a fasination for zits. I suffer from small white heads as I have large pores (my zit years finished long ago) but my wife just loves to clean my pores especially round the nose an ear lobes, I just wish she'd trim her finger nails....... Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #12 September 21, 2006 boy the was positively yummy imagine having that critter squirming around in there. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 September 21, 2006 QuoteI'll see your zit, and raise a maggot I'll see your maggot and raise a boobie! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beufus 0 #14 September 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'll see your zit, and raise a maggot I'll see your maggot and raise a boobie! Walt I fold. That's just not right. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #15 September 21, 2006 QuoteI'll see your maggot and raise a boobie The first maggot was disgusting but interesting from a treatment point of view. After the boobie, I feel woozy...I need the puke icon too. There's a lesson I need to learn."...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 September 21, 2006 yeah good call doc, just rest the little maggots on the boob for the woman to see. nice. that's some twisted shit right there. anybody wanna snack? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #17 September 21, 2006 Quoteanybody wanna snack? Uh...no thanks, my lunch is about to come up."...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #18 September 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteanybody wanna snack? Uh...no thanks, my lunch is about to come up. well, then your snacks about ready then, isn't it! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #19 September 21, 2006 I know what to expect, yet I continue to read your threads and open your attachments What is wrong with me?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 September 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteDo you have a zit fetish? It seems to be a recurring theme. No, but I thoroughly enjoy the reaction when I post that stuff here! Walt So do I!! That guy had a serious infection down under the skin there. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 September 21, 2006 Not a zit, but still kind of interesting: clicky. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 September 21, 2006 Damn... he let it grow for 3 years... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #23 September 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'll see your zit, and raise a maggot I'll see your maggot and raise a boobie! Walt He He I got a full house, Maggots in her chocho Quote. A young lady went to see her gynocologyst because of a constant itching in her privates over the last couple of days. She'd never had sex with anyone but her current partner, but was suspicious and fearful that perhaps he had "given" her something. After the doctor examines her he tells her that he will have to report this to the police. The doctor explains that she has maggots inside her vagina and the only way that can happen is if she or her partner is having sex with dead people. She looks at the doctor with horror and whispers "My boyfriend works in a morgue!" No video. Link, clicky Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #24 September 21, 2006 "I'm sorry baby, I gotta be on top. That's just how I roll." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #25 September 21, 2006 hate to interject with some professionalism but um someone needs to tell that woman that the guy shes squeezing has whats called cellulitis/ psuedofolliculitis, and needs to get some antibiotics to keep it from coming backFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
