turtlespeed 212 #26 July 28, 2008 Quote My knee and my leg are starting to hurt again... can I sue the pain killer companies for not killing my pain???? g Yes. Phizer has set up a fund for just that. All we need is a 10000 dollar retainer and I will broker you a attorney at least until the pre trial hearing. Conversely, if the owner of the boat has home owners insurance - I assure you they will be friends with you even more if you sue them and split the settlement.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #27 July 28, 2008 Now I want to sue you for your delayed legal advise... The pain is now radiating up my leg and into my back. The stress of the pain is also resulting in a massive headache. I can't go home to relax cuz I have to work - can I also sue the company I work for. ACK g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #28 July 28, 2008 I wish to sue all those who helped in corrupting me at Skyfest (names being withheld for legal purposes ) What are my chances? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #29 July 28, 2008 QuoteNow I want to sue you for your delayed legal advise... The pain is now radiating up my leg and into my back. The stress of the pain is also resulting in a massive headache. I can't go home to relax cuz I have to work - can I also sue the company I work for. ACK g Awesome - Just send me a 20000 dollar retainer and I will broker you an attorney to litigate against me, at least until the pretrial hearing. You should sue the companies that your companies do business with. It is them that is ultimately responsible for you having to work.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #30 July 28, 2008 Quote I wish to sue all those who helped in corrupting me at Skyfest (names being withheld for legal purposes ) What are my chances? I plead the 5th.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #31 July 28, 2008 Quote Quote I wish to sue all those who helped in corrupting me at Skyfest (names being withheld for legal purposes ) What are my chances? I plead the 5th. Well since it seems I don't have a chance on that case I want to sue Hippie for taking so long to get me the video of my SCR jump. I'm suffering emotional distress from wanting to see that video so badly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #32 July 28, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I wish to sue all those who helped in corrupting me at Skyfest (names being withheld for legal purposes ) What are my chances? I plead the 5th. Well since it seems I don't have a chance on that case I want to sue Hippie for taking so long to get me the video of my SCR jump. I'm suffering emotional distress from wanting to see that video so badly. Leave the Hippie alone. He has scheduling to handle . . . Sue J instead, perhaps you can litigate for his new cars.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #33 July 28, 2008 I have always wanted to remain, the youngest child in my family. Having been able to do so, would have preserved my position, as the 'spoiled little brat'. However my parents insisted on having unprotected sex. ( the mental image & the damage it caused should be grounds for millions of $$ in damages >$200,000 in mental bleach expesnses alone!) This lead to my being replaced in birth order by 2 younger brothers. The 2nd of which is of course, now holding the 'spoilded little brat' rank & reaping the benefits of it.Benefits which as far as I am concerned, were unlawfully taken from me & I want them back! Who do I sue bring litigation against, my heathen parents, my brothers or all 4 of them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #34 July 28, 2008 QuoteI have always wanted to remain, the youngest child in my family. Having been able to do so, would have preserved my position, as the 'spoiled little brat'. However my parents insisted on having unprotected sex. ( the mental image & the damage it caused should be grounds for millions of $$ in damages >$200,000 in mental bleach expesnses alone!) This lead to my being replaced in birth order by 2 younger brothers. The 2nd of which is of course, now holding the 'spoilded little brat' rank & reaping the benefits of it. Benefits which as far as I am concerned, were unlawfully taken from me & I want them back! Who do I sue bring litigation against, my heathen parents, my brothers or all 4 of them? Please send me 10000 dollars and I will broker an attorney for your emancipation.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #35 July 28, 2008 This is a SCAM, you are publishing "Free Legal Advise" you're offering crap and asking for money to broker an attorney! crap, crap, crap.... can you please take the pain away g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #36 July 28, 2008 QuoteQuoteThere are a lot of firsts that keep taking place and has caused me to consume a large amount of alcohol. Because of this my fall rate has increased and I keep going low. Who can I sue for all the consumed jump tickets? Can it be a class action due to all teh affected people on the jump? Well, it seems you have come to the right place. It has come to pass that in the DZ doctrine concerning Beer Rules, you are now allowed to begin litigation and sue the other members of your load for not arching. You can also sue them for emotional pain and distress as well as physical pain as you tried desperately to bring the base back to them. Under Arching is a crime that should be punished without bias. Can they be forced to consume more to increas thier fall rate as well and failing that be made to carry a bowling ball in thier pack tray ?SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #37 July 28, 2008 Quote Please send me 10000 dollars and I will broker an attorney for your emancipation. Will I still be able to collect lots of $$ for damages & child support? (skydiving is not an inexpensive sport)It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #38 July 28, 2008 QuoteThis is a SCAM, you are publishing "Free Legal Advise" you're offering crap and asking for money to broker an attorney! His free advice is to pay him for a solution. That seems legitimate to me. OUCH!!!! I just hurt my finger typing that-Turtle, can I sue her?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 July 28, 2008 If I get banned permanently, can I sue to get back on? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #40 July 28, 2008 Are Age of Consent laws really invalidated by the presence of a visible thong?OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #41 July 28, 2008 QuoteQuoteIt looks to me that that is just good old fashioned soft porn. I didnt think there was anything "soft" about turtles. [url "http://www.anapsid.org/softshell.html"]Softshell TurtlesIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #42 July 28, 2008 Quote This is a SCAM, you are publishing "Free Legal Advise" you're offering crap and asking for money to broker an attorney! crap, crap, crap.... can you please take the pain away g Yes, but my legal standpoint doesn't allow for me to do such an act.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #43 July 28, 2008 Quote Quote Please send me 10000 dollars and I will broker an attorney for your emancipation. Will I still be able to collect lots of $$ for damages & child support? (skydiving is not an inexpensive sport) Yes, the court will award a substantial amount, but I am unsure, without further research, if the Australian Government will with hold extradition or if they even have an extradition policy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #44 July 28, 2008 Quote Quote This is a SCAM, you are publishing "Free Legal Advise" you're offering crap and asking for money to broker an attorney! His free advice is to pay him for a solution. That seems legitimate to me. OUCH!!!! I just hurt my finger typing that-Turtle, can I sue her? Yes, in fact you can. BUT, I would advise against it, as you know you cannot get blood from a turnip, and she will kill you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #45 July 28, 2008 Quote Are Age of Consent laws really invalidated by the presence of a visible thong? No. However, . . . no . . . there is no "however", that would just be wrong. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #46 July 28, 2008 Quote and she will kill you. Oh, so you think that she's already considering it. Is there any way to move Conspiracy to commit murder from a criminal to a civil case. I don't want her locked up-I just want to sue somebody. It's what we Americans do.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #47 July 28, 2008 Quote If I get banned permanently, can I sue to get back on? Yes, you can. If u send me 10000 dollars I will be more than happy to broker you an attorney to do just that, at least up to the pretrial hearing.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #48 July 28, 2008 Quote Quote and she will kill you. Oh, so you think that she's already considering it. Is there any way to move Conspiracy to commit murder from a criminal to a civil case. I don't want her locked up-I just want to sue somebody. It's what we Americans do. Well you might consider placing her under investigation for stalking. I believe the mental anguish would . . . oh wait that would be a case for her, wouldn't it? Sory - you are SOLI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #49 July 28, 2008 Quote Yes, the court will award a substantial amount, You still getting your traditional 20% post judgment cut? but I am unsure, without further research, if the Australian Government will with hold extradition or if they even have an extradition policy. No, No, No, I'm squeak, Billyvance, funks (whoever that is) & possibly kbordson. so you'd have to check the extradition laws of all related locals. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #50 July 28, 2008 Quote you cannot get blood from a turnip, HEY, just was it that supposed to imply~!? Ya know I let the 3 nipple comment slip, but I'm beginning to feel a bit harassed today. THAT'S IT! I'm suing you!!!! Well... maybe not.... The last sentence did make me laugh a bit. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
