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This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.


That scene wasnt even shot until after the movie had finished filming. The producer and director realized that they didnt have a scene with bill murray and chevy chase in it at the same time. Scene was written in the actual shed while everyone was getting high in there.
"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

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"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote

'A flute with no holes is not a flute,
And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.'
He was a funny guy."

nnnaaanananananananananan
dadddaddadddadaddaa
nooononnonnononooon
ffffafafaafafafafafafafafa
dadooadaodooo
you missed just that one



and

"Do you take drugs, Danny?"
"Yeah"
"Good................So what's the problem..?"

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"What What.....

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"I was boooorn to rub you
I was boooorn to lick your face,
I was boooorn to rub you -
But you were born to rub me first.

Why don't we go out into the patio room?" - Ty sings and woos.

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"My father...never liked you." - Ty, again.

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"You're very attractive, for a beautiful girl with a great body." - Ty

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"DOUBLE FARTS!!!!" - Spalding

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"Hey, you buy a hat like this, and you get a free bowl of soup."
T.I.N.S.

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#1

People say, you know, that I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.

People don't say that about you, as far as you know.

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#2

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice. Damn!
SCR #14809

"our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe"
(look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch)

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he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron.



Back when I used to play a lot of golf, we'd stand on the tee behind whoever was hitting and quote this in a stage whisper. When John Daly came along, and COULD actually hit an 8-iron that far, the quote kinda lost its ludicrosity.


Well yeah...if you're smashed like Daly on his way to a meeting.


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SCR #14809

"our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe"
(look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch)

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