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BillyVance

5 Truths of Life

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1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.


























2. All dummies, after reading the first truth, will try it.























3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.























4. You're smiling now because you're a dummy.






















5. And, there's still that stupid smile on your face!

:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

True . . . Unless you have all your baby teeth saved somewhere, and will touch your tongue to them too.


I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Damn Billy, that's the kind of gay shit that people forward in those chain e-mails. Stick to the sick and twisted thread.:D



Well it was originally 6 truths.... I took out the one about forwarding it... :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.































2. All dummies, after reading the first truth, will try it.























3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.























4. You're smiling now because you're a dummy.






















5. And, there's still that stupid smile on your face!

:D




Did you run out of things to post in the sick and twisted thread?
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You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Did you run out of things to post in the sick and twisted thread?



Yeah... the queue is at zero right now. [:/]


You know, the mods after seeing this, are probably thinking "please let it stay at zero for a good long while, because we need a fucking break!"

:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Did you run out of things to post in the sick and twisted thread?



Yeah... the queue is at zero right now. [:/]


You know, the mods after seeing this, are probably thinking "please let it stay at zero for a good long while, because we need a fucking break!"

:D


I know you will think of something to post to entertain us....;)
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Damn Billy, that's the kind of gay shit that people forward in those chain e-mails.



What else would you expect from Ballroom Billy



A quantity discount on really small batteries.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Damn Billy, that's the kind of gay shit that people forward in those chain e-mails.



What else would you expect from Ballroom Billy


I would love to see him in his "dancing shoes":D:D:D
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"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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Damn Billy, that's the kind of gay shit that people forward in those chain e-mails.



What else would you expect from Ballroom Billy


I would love to see him in his "dancing shoes":D:D:D


Size 11 1/2 "Fuck Me" Red Pumps
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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