normiss 622 #1 October 23, 2008 Boobies Finally I like country music! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #2 October 23, 2008 You already liked country! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #3 October 23, 2008 Quote You already liked country! He probably meant that with a song like that he doesn't mind telling people Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #4 October 23, 2008 LMAO! That made my day thanks!- I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #5 October 23, 2008 This one is pretty funny too, unfortunately no boobs... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxqnbDj0IY4&feature=related Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #6 October 23, 2008 Guts vs. Balls Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #7 October 24, 2008 only with you baby....only with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #8 October 24, 2008 Yeah Rodney Carrington's done some good work. Thanks!! I needed some new material. That'll be in the Rasta Repertoire by next week. Letter to my Penis and Titties & Beer go over pretty well at a bonfire, but I think this one has REAL inspirational value.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites