Favorite quotes from the HogFlop

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Jerrod"Hey Dennis, do you have any tshirts in medium?"

Dennis" No we only have them in mens sizes"

#2
" I would jump topless, but we have to uphold a professional image for The Wing House"

While watching the Florida /Georgia game, after Tebow ran for a td, Dr Baker, my girlfriend, asks something to the effect of"does that make it 37 or 38?"
(Dr Baker grew up next to Danny Wuerffel, attended UofF and is a rabid college football fan), and some guy starts to explain how a touchdown is 6 points unless they make the extra point and then its 7 points, and since the gators had 28 before the score, now it would be 35....
After looking at the guy blankly for 3 or 4 seconds, she replies" NO, is that 37 or 38 rushing tds?"
He walked away quietly.


Any one else?

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#1
Jerrod"Hey Dennis, do you have any tshirts in medium?"

Dennis" No we only have them in mens sizes"

#2
" I would jump topless, but we have to uphold a professional image for The Wing House"

While watching the Florida /Georgia game, after Tebow ran for a td, Dr Baker, my girlfriend, asks something to the effect of"does that make it 37 or 38?"
(Dr Baker grew up next to Danny Wuerffel, attended UofF and is a rabid college football fan), and some guy starts to explain how a touchdown is 6 points unless they make the extra point and then its 7 points, and since the gators had 28 before the score, now it would be 35....
After looking at the guy blankly for 3 or 4 seconds, she replies" NO, is that 37 or 38 rushing tds?"
He walked away quietly.


Any one else?

I was sitting there when that was said, and about peed in my pants... that was hillarious!

[wrightskyguy 1]

How about when all the Falling Gator girls said "We sure wish John Wright was here". Tell me they said that.

John Wright

World's most beloved skydiver

[Thanatos340 1]

Uhhh.. So I was Missed??

The OTHER (J)ohn Wright.

[normiss 635]

We did not have ANY jello shots dammit - if that's what you're asking.

[HeatherObscura 0]

i liked when after the video of pretentious falling gators bragging about how extreme they were...then showed their formation and they suuuckked then darin yells "GO GATORS!"

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We did not have ANY jello shots dammit - if that's what you're asking.

I almost made some too... but ran out of time....

[micduran 0]

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We did not have ANY jello shots dammit - if that's what you're asking.

Yet another reason I should have been at the Hog Flop and not at the lamest bachelorette party in history.

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

[normiss 635]

I'd have followed you around all night if you had jello shots.

Well, ok, I'd have followed you around anyway...but you knew that.

[PLFXpert 0]

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i liked when after the video of pretentious falling gators bragging about how extreme they were...then showed their formation and they suuuckked then darin yells "GO GATORS!"

Yowza.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[HeatherObscura 0]

can you tell im a seminole fan

[PLFXpert 0]

Actually, that wasn't my first thought w/r/t your response.

I'm not often wrong.

I like you.

I'm a Gator, but lucky for you the only thing that annoys me about 'noles' fans is that fucking chant and their WAY easier (ACC = Almost Competitive Conference) schedule. It's Tennessee fans that are seriously off their rockers.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[HeatherObscura 0]

haha i feel you...its like baby football, i like the colors better

[PLFXpert 0]

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i like the colors better

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[wrightskyguy 1]

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i liked when after the video of pretentious falling gators bragging about how extreme they were...then showed their formation and they suuuckked then darin yells "GO GATORS!"

*** That does'nt sound like the falling gators that I know, but if they do seem pretentious, it's only because they're perfect in every way.

John Wright

World's most beloved skydiver

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