sky722 0 #1 November 8, 2008 I read too much fried food was bad for you. And I read that smoking was was bad for you, then I read too much sex is bad for you> I quit reading ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 November 8, 2008 Was that the joke ?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sky722 0 #3 November 8, 2008 Ther was this man and his wife who went to this resturant.The man told his wife "hey,if I show them the white hairs on my chest I might can get the senior discount" she then said "hey,if you unzipped and dropped your pants,you might get disability" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 November 8, 2008 Hear about the Aggie that counted to 21? He was arrested for DOC exposure! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #5 November 8, 2008 From the really bad joke department: Q: What do you call boiled eggs and beans? A: avgas.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 November 8, 2008 A motorcycle cop pulls over a car for speeding. The violater was extremely irate and abusive, curing out the cop, threatening to complain and just about every thing else short of hitting the officer. Once the officer was done writing the ticket he wrote "AH" on the bottom before the violater signed. The violater asked "whats the AH for?" "Its to remind me that you're an asshole when we go to court!" With that the driver sped off. Two months later the officer and the violater (now defendant) were in court and the defendant got a lawyer since he was about to lose his license due to points. The lawyer gets the officer on the stand and asks "Officer, did you in any way mark this citation so to remember my client?" "Yes I did, with an AH" "And what does AH mean?" "Agressive and Hostile, sir." "Are you sure it doesn't mean asshole?" "Well sir, you know your client better than I do!"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sky722 0 #7 November 8, 2008 what's the difference between a drug dealer and a prositute? the prositute can always resale her crack ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #8 November 8, 2008 A blond driver gets pulled over by a blond cop.... The cop asks the driver for a license and the driver digs around for a while and finally present a small mirror. "Is this my license"?, the blond driver asks... Looking closer... the blond cop says... "Why didn't you tell me you were a police officer?Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #9 November 8, 2008 well it's an old one, but it's good... . . . . a lady rushes into the house and yells up the stairs " pack the bags,, i WON the lottery!!!!". . a mans voice answers , "Great !!, Should i pack for the ocean, or pack for the mountains"???. . . the lady replies.... . . . " I don't CARE... just ,, . . . GET OUT!!!! " jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #10 November 8, 2008 I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 November 8, 2008 woooo i feels better then i did this morning... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #12 November 8, 2008 Quote woooo i feels better then i did this morning... Hair of the dog?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 November 8, 2008 i dont have a dogs, i have a cat names snivelSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #14 November 8, 2008 Quote i dont have a dogs, i have a cat names snivel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_of_the_dogStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 November 8, 2008 thats alots of smiles... is it steak and bj day and i forgot to marks my calenderSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirWhore 0 #16 November 10, 2008 A group of mathematicians and a group of engineers are traveling together by train to attend a conference on mathematical methods in engineering. Each engineer has a ticket whereas only one of the mathematicians has one. Of course, the engineers laugh at the unworldly mathematicians and look forward to the moment the conductor shows up. Suddenly one of the mathematicians shouts: "Conductor coming!" All the mathematicians disappear into one washroom. The conductor checks the ticket of each engineer and then knocks at the washroom door: "Your ticket, please." The mathematicians stick the one ticket they have under the door, the conductor checks it and leaves. A few minutes later, when it is safe, the mathematicians come out of the washroom. The engineers are impressed. When the conference has come to an end, the engineers decide that they are at least as smart as the mathematicians and also buy just one ticket for the whole group. This time the mathematicians have no ticket at all… Again one of the mathematicians shouts: "Conductor coming!". All the engineers rush off to one washroom. One of the mathematicians goes to that washroom, knocks at the door, and says: "Your ticket, please…" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #17 November 10, 2008 Quote Quote i dont have a dogs, i have a cat names snivel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_of_the_dog here is your clicky....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 November 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote i dont have a dogs, i have a cat names snivel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_of_the_dog here is your clicky.... 3 days later? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #19 November 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote i dont have a dogs, i have a cat names snivel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_of_the_dog here is your clicky.... 3 days later? I have been busy with other things....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
