Maxx 1 #1 November 13, 2008 From my friends in Italy.. Taken during a Skydiving Boogie. They send this application to a DZ in Australia. They never got a reply.. I thought I rather post it here, before I delete it from my HDD.. Fits perfectly here Names have been erased to protect the innocent. Max Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #2 November 13, 2008 I'm speechless!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 36 #3 November 13, 2008 Innocent? Or deluded?I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #4 November 13, 2008 ... for a moment there,,, I thought i had opened the thread by turtlespeed,,,, titled,, "are you arrogant enough"...hahahah... pretty good " Goof resume' " ,,,,, IF it was a goof... But alas,,, i think it is genuine and written by a "legend in his own mind".. hahahaha..... what a pair, these guys must be........ It almost makes me feel ashamed to be an Italian-Amercian...MY reply to THEM>>>>>> " i have received your extensive list of credentials... freefly coaching, and tandem video needs are well met HERE,, By LOCAL skydivers who are as humble,, as they are capable...( UNlike you two assholes) ..I also find that our club/DZ is not lacking for REAL gentlemen,, who view the Women members as Colleagues, Jumping friends, and Ladies..... and NOT as some sort of 'potential conquest'.... Please stay Home...indefinately.... However,,, Please DO forward at least 2 KiloGrams of said marijuana, for sampling purposes only,,,ASAP.....send THAT package directly and promptly to "Pecos Parachute Club" SWest USA......"in plain brown paper wrapping".... Ciao!!!!! jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 November 13, 2008 Quote ... for a moment there,,, I thought i had opened the thread by turtlespeed,,,, titled,, "are you arrogant enough"...hahahah... pretty good " Goof resume' " ,,,,, IF it was a goof... But alas,,, i think it is genuine and written by a "legend in his own mind".. hahahaha..... what a pair, these guys must be........ It almost makes me feel ashamed to be an Italian-Amercian...MY reply to THEM>>>>>> " i have received your extensive list of credentials... freefly coaching, and tandem video needs are well met HERE,, By LOCAL skydivers who are as humble,, as they are capable...( UNlike you two assholes) ..I also find that our club/DZ is not lacking for REAL gentlemen,, who view the Women members as Colleagues, Jumping friends, and Ladies..... and NOT as some sort of 'potential conquest'.... Please stay Home...indefinately.... However,,, Please DO forward at least 2 KiloGrams of said marijuana, for sampling purposes only,,,ASAP.....send THAT package directly and promptly to "Pecos Parachute Club" SWest USA......"in plain brown paper wrapping".... Ciao!!!!! jmy I know a couple of people here including a DZ CI who would reply with... No, we already do that shite and we dont want more competitionYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #6 November 13, 2008 Looks like it was written by Demetre(sp) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxx 1 #7 November 13, 2008 QuoteLooks like it was written by Demetre(sp) nope. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
